From: cujo@petitmorte.net
mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in
news:rNacnayxVMIhBBL0nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com:
>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>
>>>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet posted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote in
>>>>>>> news:93ydnTb2OdCbOBP0nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com: Miguel Sucio
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> More verification of just how bad the music is in Columbus.
>>>>>>> This from the guy who cleaned up that one corner of the Dockery
>>>>>>> shed.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shaun Crane
>>>>>>> I realize tonight why no one ever claims Columbus, GA, and never
>>>>>>> wants to perform here or come to this city. Did you know Johnny
>>>>>>> Cash played here? The freaking crowd was sh*t, and guess what?
>>>>>>> He never came back again!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> According to artificial intelligence:
>>>>>>> "Bands often overlook Columbus, GA, due to a limited local music
>>>>>>> scene, a lack of mid-sized venues, and competition with nearby
>>>>>>> larger cities like Atlanta. Other factors contributing to fewer
>>>>>>> touring acts include high crime rates and perceived bureaucratic
>>>>>>> challenges for booking, along with limited venue options.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Venue Limitations: There is a notable shortage of mid-sized
>>>>>>> music halls, making it difficult to attract regional or larger
>>>>>>> acts.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Scene Dynamics: The local scene is often described as sparse,
>>>>>>> with some venues relying on local, amateur talent rather than
>>>>>>> touring bands.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Competition and Location: Being 90 miles southwest of Atlanta,
>>>>>>> many bands choose to play the major market rather than Columbus.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Safety Concerns: High crime rates, with a one in 35 chance of
>>>>>>> becoming a victim, can deter touring artists.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Financial Viability: Some venues may not offer competitive pay
>>>>>>> for touring bands, and high cover charges at smaller venues can
>>>>>>> hinder turnout. "
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They don't mention the smell of unwashed donkeys. A one in 35
>>>>>>> chance is a pretty good chance of being accosted, robbed or
>>>>>>> murdered.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think this line says it most eloquently: "The local scene is
>>>>>>> often described as sparse."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think they were describing the talent of the performers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since you're apparently lacking in any talent, Kevin Fries, you
>>>>>>> sound a little bit jealous this morning.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Below are examples of my poetry and songwriting, let's see you
>>>>>>> try to top it, as you promised me you could do over eleven years
>>>>>>> ago.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "If you're scared, say you're scared."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where's the acttual statement where I said exactly what you
>>>>>>> claimed?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's been posted several times, lying troll Kevin Fries.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> For the 2,349th time, dumbassed, he never said that he would post
>>>>> any video.
>>>>>
>>>>> He said that if he's ever in a "crappy-oke" bar again, he'll make
>>>>> a video for you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is is so hard for you to believe that he hasn't been to a
>>>>> crappy-oke bar in eleven years?
>>>>>
>>>>> I haven't been to one in almost 40.
>>>>>
>>>>> If that's the best example you've got of Kevin's having lied, then
>>>>> you've got nothing.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So Kevin Fries has an excuse to never actually record the video.
>>>>
>>>> In other words, an excuse to get out of doing it.
>>>>
>>>> Fair enough.
>>>>
>>>> If Kevin Fries is afraid, so be it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> You're projecting again, Donkey.
>>>
>>> For instance, you're afraid to tell us why P.D. Wilson said he
>>> wishes he'd killed you 20 years ago.
>>>
>>> Kevin hasn't been to a karaoke bar because... it's a karaoke bar.
>>>
>>> I'm sure he has better things to do.
>>
>>
>> DONKEY: Like I said, that's clearly an excuse, Kevin Fries has had 12
>> years to record one vocal track.
>>
>> MMP: And like I said, I haven't been to a karaoke bar in nearly 40
>> years. Just because you've spent most of your life practically
>> living in one, doesn't mean that the rest of us do the same.
>>
>> DONKEY: St this point, of course, it doesn't matter, obviously Kevin
>> lacks the talent and desire to sing.
>>
>> MMP: When did he ever pretend to be a singer?
>>
>> He said that he can sing better than you.
>>
>> That really doesn't require any talent.
>>
>> DONKEY: Meanwhile, I've written and recorded dozens of songs in the
>> past 12 years.
>>
>> MMP: No, Donkey. You haven't recorded any of them. Ellen Horny has
>> filmed you with her Obamaphone, and Ducky Mallard has taped some
>> homemade tracks -- but they aren't professional recordings.
>>
>> DONKEY: Kevin Fries could easily record a vocal recording in his
>> living room with modern online karaoke.
>
> MMP: But that wasn't what he promised to do, Donkey.
I went to a krappy-okie bar once because I promised to visit when my cat
sitter was bartending. I can do an incredible "Henry Rollins"
impersonation but the crappy-okie machine didn't have anything by the
Rollins Band. They had "After Dark" and "Out of the Blue" so I did those.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're
functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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