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|    Cujo DeSockpuppet to NancyGene    |
|    Re: Newest proof that Zu-Bolton was neve    |
|    13 Feb 26 22:46:13    |
      From: cujo@petitmorte.net              nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in       news:PJCdnZ10rYsjBBL0nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com:              >> HarryLime wrote:       >>       >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:       >>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in       >>> news:eiWdnbu4hLg58RL0nZ2dnZfqn_qdnZ2d@giganews.com:       >>>       >>>       >>>> NancyGene wrote:       >>>>       >>>> HarryLime wrote:       >>>>       >>>> NancyGene wrote:       >>>>       >>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:       >>>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in       >>>> news:tdednca6TM0eMRP0nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com:       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> NancyGene wrote:       >>>>       >>>> HarryLime wrote:       >>>>       >>>> NancyGene wrote:       >>>> Our pals in law enforcement raided the Donkey Hovel to take more       >>>> pictures. See attached, which proves that the "introduction"       >>>> supposedly from Zu-Bolton was not a part of "Pegasus," and that       >>>> Will Donkey was aware of the Zu-Bolton repudiation letter.       >>>>       >>>> Bad Donkey.       >>>>       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> Once again, the Donkey has been snagged.       >>>>       >>>> Bad, bad Donkey.       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> Yes, and Will Donkey continues to deny the fraud that he is       >>>> perpetuating. As an editor for ~38 years, what is your opinion       >>>> of the Pegasus publication?       >>>>       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> I feel compelled to qualify my opinion by noted that I have only       >>>> seen two pages, and the front cover, of the magazine.       >>>>       >>>> The cover features a line drawing of a winged horse. It's a       >>>> fitting, of hardly imaginative, cover. The horse looks about       >>>> like what one would expect from a high school student. It's       >>>> easily recognizable as a horse, although its body was obviously       >>>> not sketched from life.       >>>>       >>>> The Introduction (which purports to be by Zu-Bolton) matches the       >>>> cover in that it is... adequate. It is divided into three parts.       >>>> The first presents a whimsical tale relating how Pegasus left       >>>> Greece to take up residence in Columbus, GA. It reads like what       >>>> it is... filler. The second opens with the bizarre statement       >>>> that the "post-sputnik age has produced the most literate       >>>> generation of all time." One wonders what the author was       >>>> smoking. The third part is an admission that he has had no hand       >>>> in the production of the magazine, knows nothing about it,       >>>> and has thoroughly kept his distance from it. He closes with a       >>>> cliched and stereotypically upbeat "observation" that the       >>>> students represented in "Pegasus" are reaching for the stars.       >>>>       >>>> The Introduction is set up in the form of a typewritten letter       >>>> (which it most likely was).       >>>>       >>>> The one page of the actual content which I seen features the poem       >>>> "Shatt Rd," by our own Will Donkey (who assures that the actual       >>>> title was "Shattered." The poem is... awful. It's full of all       >>>> the compositional errors that Will Donkey continues to make       >>>> today. Obviously, no attempt to proofread, or edit the poem in       >>>> any way, had been made. It's accompanied by a pen and crayon       >>>> drawing of some sort of fanciful cartoon animal.       >>>>       >>>> The cartoon animal is the best thing I have seen in the magazine       >>>> so far... and it's just a generic character vaguely reminiscent       >>>> of Albert the Alligator.       >>>>       >>>> On the whole, it looks like a magazine that was put together by a       >>>> bunch of high school kids. The inclusion of a Will Donkey poem       >>>> automatically brings down the quality of any magazine (and it's       >>>> the only poem I've seen in this one), but one supposes that the       >>>> school-imposed rules stipulated that anyone who contributes a       >>>> poem must be included.       >>>>       >>>> The misspelling of "Shattered," as "Shatt Rd," however, is       >>>> unacceptable -- even for a student publication. Either the       >>>> editors didn't care what they were typing -- or Will Donkey had       >>>> handed them a barely legible, handwritten copy, and they were       >>>> left to guess at what he'd written.       >>>>       >>>> I'm sure that it briefly graced the doors of many local kitchen       >>>> refrigerators.       >>>>       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> It's also lined many birdcages and wrapped many smelly fish.       >>>>       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> It has also lined many a lie from William Donkey. The "Shatt Rd"       >>>> poem wasn't in the Pegasus POS. It, by Donkey's own admission, was       >>>> written on August 20, 1976 and published in Carverlite in March of       >>>> 1977. Ahmos Zu-Bolton and the few readers of Pegasus would not       >>>> have seen that horrible poem. For some nefarious reason, Donkey       >>>> has redacted the year of the poem on the scan. We wonder if the       >>>> color cartoon on the page was hand-colored by Donkey, since there       >>>> were no color copying machines in 1977.       >>>>       >>>> Therefore, we have seen only two purported "pages" of Pegasus: the       >>>> cover and the fraudulent letter that wasn't written by Ahmos       >>>> Zu-Bolton.       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> OMFG! You're right!       >>>>       >>>> I had thought Pegasus a professionally printed magazine because the       >>>> Alfred the Alligator cartoon would have required color separation.       >>>> Now, it looks like it was simply a collection of photocopied       >>>> typewritten pages.       >>>>       >>>> I also have to wonder if the Donkey was in Pegasus at all.       >>>>       >>>> It's beginning to look like this whole thing has just been one big       >>>> scam to "prove" that some nobody of a poet sat in on Dan Barfly's       >>>> class?       >>>>       >>>> Pathetic.       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> "Professionally printed?" "Shirley," you jest! It must have just       >>>> been copied or mimeographed onto colored papers, folded and       >>>> stapled. Badly. We question that the Alfred the Alligator cartoon       >>>> figure "DAKI" is original to the Carverlite issue, since Daki is a       >>>> character in Demon Slayer (2016). The alligator/Daki has no       >>>> connection with Will Donkey's "poem," and it looks like it was       >>>> colored in with markers. The "(Carverlite March 77)" caption was       >>>> written in by hand.       >>>>       >>>> How many more lies does Will Donkey think that he can perpetuate?       >>>>       >>>>       >>>>       >>>> If a 1976 magazine included full color artwork, it would have to       >>>> have been taken to a printer's for color separation. That doesn't       >>>> mean that the magazine looks like a professional quality       >>>> publication.       >>>>       >>>> Of course, NancyGene has now shown that the color artwork (the       >>>> Albert the Alligator clone) was actually from another publication,       >>>> and that the color was provided after the fact (courtesy of the       >>>> Donkey and a box of Crayola Crayons), so I officially retract my       >>>> former statement.       >>>>       >>>> The moral of the story is that one should *never* believe anything       >>>> a Donkey posts... even if it's a photograph.       >>>>       >>>       >>>       >>> I believe he has a snaggletoof. I saw the picture.       >>>              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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