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   Cujo DeSockpuppet to All   
   Re: My percussion tools   
   15 Feb 26 19:17:50   
   
   From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:59CdnRK_A_YZjw_0nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   f>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   >> news:lOOcndEAQvIsSwz0nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >>> nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) posted:   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >>> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>> More of my percussion tools.   
   >>> a 7 key thumb piano (a cheap coconut shell Kalimba   
   >>> Not an expensive instrument, I'll grant you, but it produces a nice   
   >>> sound.   
   >>>   
   >>> HTH and HAND.   
   >>>   
   >>> While it may produce sound   
   >>> It's a percussion instrument.   
   >>>   
   >>> Look it up.   
   >>>   
   >>> You’ve also claimed to play guitar   
   >>>   
   >>> As we've discussed before, I play guitar when songwriting, in   
   >>> performance I use a band, including guitar players who, I admit are   
   >>> better performers than me.   
   >>>   
   >>> you couldn't even get a guitar   
   >>>   
   >>> As if you actually knew anything about guitars.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> We know that you, Will Donkey, are too fat to hold a guitar in front   
   >>> of you.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Because you've been stalking me again, NG?   
   >>>   
   >>> No surprise there.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> No one has to stalk you to see how fat you've gotten over the past   
   >>> 10 years, Donkey.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> I suspect his mass has created a gravitational field. No wonder his   
   >> legs are so short, gravity is compressing them.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > We think you are right (as you always are).  Will Donkey is changing   
   > the belts and fields around the Earth, just by being his obese self.   
   > We hope that alien life is not picking up his "music" signals and   
   > thinking everyone sounds like a dying frog.   
      
   "I am Beldar from a galaxy far away, I've come to Columbus to rescue the   
   cats you've been strangling, Douchebag."   
      
      
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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