From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:azKdncRY9YvpnAv0nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> HarryLime wrote:   
   >> An Ekphrastic Poem:   
   >>   
   >> A fat old man poses in front of a local bar.   
   >> He wears the same checked shirt   
   >> That he has for the past twenty years.   
   >> A wad of toiled paper descends from his left nostril.   
   >> It descends down slightly below his cleavage   
   >> (Yes, he has moobs),   
   >> Curves, then ascends   
   >> All the way up into his right nostril.   
   >> It is the height of the Covid-19 pandemic,   
   >> And he jokes that the t.p. is his mask.   
   >> He posts a video of this to the internet.   
   >> A single still from the video   
   >> Continually resurfaces   
   >> As a testament to his unbridled douchebaggery.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > Brilliant thoughts on the famous photo of a Deep South Douchebag.   
      
   LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP!   
   LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP!   
   LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP!   
   LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP! LYING DOUCHEBAG BUMP!   
      
   Douchebag!   
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)