"In a pointless report issued today at lavish expense   
    following an 8 year publicly funded investigation,   
    the Institute for the Bleedin Obvious claimed that food was linked to death   
    as everyone who had ever eaten food had eventually died."   
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           \o/            ||                / + \   
            |      +     |  | ,      ==     \   /   
           / \           |__|(_)o            \_/   
      
   --   
     :   
   ._!__  __ __ !_   
     / _\/_ !_ \|   
    / / .  | / /   
    \ \_!_/ !  \ :   
     \_//__/!_\_\!_.   
                 |   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)