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   From: boozendope@astroconsulting.com   
      
   In my days of lecturing as a prominant visting academic at SDSU, I   
   perfected the art of astrological fortune telling in conjunction with   
   dumpsters.   
      
   By observing item arrangement in dumpsters, and aligning those items   
   with astrological signs, I predicted with 100% accuracy the election of   
   George W. Bush as President of the United States.  Not once, but twice I   
   accomplished this feat.   
      
   Since then, I have accurately predicted the arrival of Hurricane   
   Katrina, Michael Jackson's suicide, the capture of Obama Bin Laden,   
   Niagara Falls drying up, Al Gore winning the presidential election in   
   2008, Lady Gaga's appointment to the 9th Circuit Court and many more   
   items of importance.   
      
   SDSU was very pleased with my indoctrination of new students and   
   teaching methods.  The personal feedback I received, was so voluminous   
   that SDSU was forced to take steps to control floods of positive   
   commentary on Usenet,  They did this by permanently banning any and all   
   use of the names "Wollmann" and "astroconsulting."  To this very day   
   that ban remains in the sdnet hierarchy.   
      
   When I left SDSU over my personal objections, I was awarded multiple   
   degrees, and declined their nomination for a Nobel Prize.  Humility has   
   always been a cornerstone of my integrity.   
      
   Perhaps some day in the future, I shall return to the hallowed halls of   
   SDSU, and once again polish the floors of academia with the soles of my   
   feet.   
      
      
   Edmond H. Wollmann P.S.A.D.A.   
   © 2011 Nohair Publications, SAN 299-1369   
   Main http://www.wollmann.biz/   
   Articles http://www.smbtech.com/ed   
   Artworks http://browse.deviantart.com/cartoons/#/d3dgh22   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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