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   Message 19,017 of 20,318   
   Right to All   
   Re: Should there be a "fat tax"?   
   18 Apr 11 16:37:27   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.politics   
   From: Right@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid   
      
   Anyone who loses weight, or fat, should be made to pay for that loss by   
   the pound. People think they are smart relieving themselves of he burden   
   of carrying around their fat, but it is at the expense of others. Where   
   do you think all that fat goes when you lose it?   
   It goes somewhere else. It finds its way to another person, and latches   
   on, infusing itself like a booger on a bagel.   
   It is insidious the way unattached fat gathers in the atmosphere, and   
   floats around like smelly, invisible jelly until someone walks through   
   it like it is a light beam. Wham, it encircles vulnerable parts of that   
   person's body. The wandering slithering fat cuts through clothing like a   
   fart through Spandex. Instant cellulite! Michelle Obama knows what it is   
   like to walk into a room containing ass fat. Once she was a slim girl,   
   then she walked into a room full of Hottentots at LA Fitness, and BOOM,   
   her ass exploded into a Kardashian booty, like a 200 pound kernel of pop   
   corn at a Japanese nuclear plant.   
   Whoever gets rid of fat, should pay for the inconvenience of others.   
   Mexican women should not be allowed to exercise around anyone except   
   starving Hindus. People with anorexia should pay more in fines and taxes   
   than someone with thunder thighs, like Hillary Clinton. We need another   
   law concerning loss of fat.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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