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   From: hal.i.burton@hotmail.com   
      
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    Zonker Bill wrote:   
      
   > Absolutely!! We must also have taxes on every other human fault or   
   > weakness. There should be stupid taxes, ugly taxes, sick taxes, crazy   
   > taxes, addicted taxes, lazy taxes, geriatric taxes, child taxes,   
   > spendthrift taxes, poor taxes, heart disease taxes, out of shape   
   > taxes, too much sex taxes, don't balance your checkbook taxes, don't   
   > put enough aside for retirement taxes, talk too much taxes, drive   
   > around aimlessly taxes and watch too much tv taxes.   
   >   
   > Everybody who doesn't have cable should be taxed, as should the people   
   > whose computers are not up to date. All citizens MUST be obliged to   
   > gamble, and the government should send checks to the people who need   
   > them least, but only as long as they don't go to work and do anything   
   > productive with their lives.   
   >   
   > Politicians should be forced to see psychiatrists. Up is down, war is   
   > peace, freedom is slavery, and in the afterlife, the God George Orwell   
   > is laughing so hard that He caused an earthquake in Japan.   
      
      
      
      
      
   > MY GOD PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!   
      
      
   Especially idiots who can't get a joke, even when it's planted like a 2   
   by 4 right between the eyes.   
      
      
      
      
   snicker   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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