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From: LunaticFringe@The.Edge
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Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that Zonker Bill said the
following:
>
> On May 21, 5:31 am, "Bubba" wrote:
> > BERNARDS TOWNSHIP, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) ? A Basking Ridge
> > homeowner would really like to know why there?s a crater in her
> > front yard.
> >
> > ?To me it looked like something blew out of the ground because
> > the grass was folded back, the rocks and dirt were all spewn out
> > into the cul-de-sac and across the driveway,? Sue, who asked not
> > to be identified out of concern that the hole may draw unwanted
> > onlookers and crowds, said.
> >
> > Her son, Jeff, believes something fell from the heavens.
> >
> > ?Something clearly came out of the sky and just hit it from an
> > angle and then it all shot up the other way,? he said.
> >
> > Officials and experts are also scratching their heads. For now,
> > it appears the small crater that splayed debris across a 100-
> > foot area wasn?t caused by a meteorite. Beyond that, it?s a
> > mystery.
> >
> > ?It?s just really, really weird,? said Jerry Vinski, director of
> > nearby Raritan Valley Community College?s planetarium, who
> > conducted tests on the site. ?We dug around and couldn?t find
> > anything. We used metal detectors because all meteors have metal
> > in them, and we couldn?t find anything, large or small.?
> >
> > Bernards Township Police Capt. Edward Byrnes said whatever hit
> > the front yard left a crater about 18 inches deep and roughly
> > the size of a coffee table.
> >
> > A State Police bomb squad ruled out explosives, Byrnes said.
> >
> > According to Byrnes, no one in the neighborhood heard or saw
> > anything at the time of the May 6 incident. The homeowner called
> > police upon arriving home.
> >
> > ?The weather was clear, there were no reports of lightning
> > strikes; nobody reported seeing anything,? Byrnes said. ?I?ve
> > never seen anything like this in 23 years.?
> >
> > Vinski said that the hole could have been caused by an object
> > falling from a plane. He said if the object was a meteorite, the
> > impact would have been significant and would have been felt
> > nearby.
> >
> > ?When you see meteor showers in the upper atmosphere, they?re
> > traveling 50 miles a second,? he said. ?Even if it?s slowing
> > down through the atmosphere, you?re still going to have a sonic
> > boom. And it would have left something behind, it wouldn?t have
> > completely disintegrated.?
> >
> > What do you think created the hole? Let us know below
> >
> > Giant pigs did it.
>
> LOL. One of them was Snookie!
It happened in Jersey... anyone know where Fagnar is?
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