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   Tovucious Afernaphy to All   
   Blobbi Sanchez in, "Horse Lovers"   
   12 Jun 11 15:23:28   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united   
   From: tastupid@yahoo.com   
   Copy: mail2news@mixmin.net   
   Copy: mail2news@m2n.gabrix.ath.cx   
      
   Blobbi walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as   
   President Obama came on the TV. After a few sips she looked up   
   at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's ass   
   I've ever seen."   
      
   Immediately, a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked   
   over, decked her, and left.   
      
   A few minutes later after clearing the cobwebbs, Blobbi was   
   finishing her beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV.   
   "She's a horse's ass too," she said.   
      
   A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over,   
   and knocked her off her stool.   
      
   "Damnit!" Blobbi said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must   
   be Democrat country!"   
      
   "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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