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   Message 19,052 of 20,318   
   Laclavious Jones to All   
   Blobbi Sanchez in, "Don't feed the goril   
   17 Jun 11 13:08:16   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, us.military.army   
   From: ubephat@yahoo.com   
   Copy: mail2news@mixmin.net   
   Copy: mail2news@m2n.gabrix.ath.cx   
      
   Blobbi and one of her 275 pounder club friends went to the zoo.   
   They went to the monkey section where a big sign says, "Don't   
   feed the gorilla!"  Blobbi's friend tries to feed the big   
   silverback gorilla a banana anyway.  Well, the huge gorilla   
   walks over, bends the bars apart, drags the obese woman inside   
   the cage, beats the shit out of her and commences to raping her   
   in the ass.  It took the zoo keepers 20 minutes to make the   
   gorilla let go of her.  They were spraying it with a fire hose,   
   hitting it with sticks, finally they shot it with 5   
   tranquilizers.  Blobbi went to visit her friend in the hospital,   
   and she was all fucked up.  Swollen eyes, missing teeth, hair   
   all torn out, and as soon as she sees Blobbi she breaks out   
   crying and sobbing.  "There, there honey," says Blobbi,   
   comforting her and holding her, "We are gonna get you through   
   this and you are gonna be jus' fine, honey." "I know, I know,"   
   says the injured obese cow, "But he don't call and he don't   
   write and he don't come visit....."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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