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|    Laclavious Jones to All    |
|    Blobbi Sanchez in, "Don't feed the goril    |
|    17 Jun 11 13:08:16    |
      XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, us.military.army       From: ubephat@yahoo.com       Copy: mail2news@mixmin.net       Copy: mail2news@m2n.gabrix.ath.cx              Blobbi and one of her 275 pounder club friends went to the zoo.       They went to the monkey section where a big sign says, "Don't       feed the gorilla!" Blobbi's friend tries to feed the big       silverback gorilla a banana anyway. Well, the huge gorilla       walks over, bends the bars apart, drags the obese woman inside       the cage, beats the shit out of her and commences to raping her       in the ass. It took the zoo keepers 20 minutes to make the       gorilla let go of her. They were spraying it with a fire hose,       hitting it with sticks, finally they shot it with 5       tranquilizers. Blobbi went to visit her friend in the hospital,       and she was all fucked up. Swollen eyes, missing teeth, hair       all torn out, and as soon as she sees Blobbi she breaks out       crying and sobbing. "There, there honey," says Blobbi,       comforting her and holding her, "We are gonna get you through       this and you are gonna be jus' fine, honey." "I know, I know,"       says the injured obese cow, "But he don't call and he don't       write and he don't come visit....."              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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