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   From: porkafatbroad@yahoo.com   
      
   Blobbi Sanchez walks into a plastic surgeon's office and tells   
   him she wants a facelift. He says "Well, we have three models.   
   The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the   
   second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years and the last is   
   $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years."   
      
   Blobbi says "Well tell me about them."   
      
   The doctor says, "For $1000 you are going to get a half-ass job   
   that you pay very little for."   
      
   She responds, "Forget that one, what about the next one."   
      
   He explains, "For $3000 we do a much better job and pay close   
   attention to detail, but it is only guaranteed for 3 years."   
      
   Blobbi says, "No, that's no good either, what about the last   
   one."   
      
   The doctor replies, "For $5000 you are going to get the best   
   facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic   
   surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your head   
   and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we   
   will tighten the screw."   
      
   Blobbi is delighted and has the surgery. About 6 months later   
   she comes back to the office very upset. "Doctor, I want my   
   money back because I look horrible. Look at these bags under my   
   eyes!"   
      
   The doctor leans back in his chair and says, "Lady you aren't   
   getting anything back. Those bags under your eyes are your tits   
   and if you keep messing with that screw, you're going to have a   
   mustache."   
      
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