XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, aus.motorcycles   
   From: aferneej@yahoo.com   
      
   One morning Blobbi Sanchez was walking out of her front door,   
   when she noticed a strange little man at the bottom of her   
   garden.   
      
   "You're a goblin!" she says, "I caught you and you owe me three   
   wishes!"   
      
   So the goblin replied, "OK, you caught me fair and square,   
   what's your first wish?"   
      
   Blobbi stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to   
   live in."  The goblin replies, "OK, you've got it."   
      
   Blobbi again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."   
   The goblin said, "OK, you've got that too."   
      
   She then said, "My last wish is a million dollars!"  The goblin   
   says "OK, no problem." "But to make your wishes come true, you   
   have to have sex all night with me."  Blobbi replied, "OK then,   
   if that's what it takes..."   
      
   So night time comes and the goblin screws Blobbi every which way   
   in every possible hole, and she sucked his dick until his balls   
   were totally empty.  Exhausted, they finally fall asleep.   
      
   Next morning the little man wakes Blobbi up.  "Tell me," says   
   the man, "How old are you?" "I'm 56," she replies.   
      
   "Fuck me", says the man, "56 and you still believe in goblins?"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)