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   Urethra Jones to All   
   Blobbi Sanchez in, "Feedin' The Pigs"   
   17 Aug 11 06:59:28   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, aus.motorcycles   
   From: ujones@yahoo.com   
      
   A man passing an orchard noticed Blobbi Sanchez with a herd of   
   pigs gathered around her feet.  Blobbi was holding a pig up   
   above her shoulder so it could bite off an apple. Then, she put   
   the pig down and raised another, then another.   
      
   The passerby shouted to Blobbi: "Why don't you just shake the   
   tree and let the apples fall on the ground?  That would save a   
   lot of time."   
      
   Blobbi responded, "What do pigs care about time?"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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