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   Dr. Azho D.V.M. to THE COLONEL   
   Re: THE HAND OF A COON   
   17 Sep 11 23:23:12   
   
   XPost: soc.penpals, soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.vacation.las-vegas   
   From: mexican.medical.services@cheep.cheap.cheep.com   
      
   In article    
   "THE COLONEL"  wrote:   
   >   
   > I had forceful experience today, one which recalls the argument in favor of   
   > evolution.  Pleasance and I, whilst shopping, ran across someone we know, a   
   > young nigger woman.  When we shook her hand at the conclusion of our meet,   
   > Pleasance and I firmly agreed that her hand felt strangely like that of a   
   > monkey or gorilla.  It's been only a few times in my life to have shaken the   
   > hand of a coon.   
      
   You know why coons have those funny colors, right?  Elephants   
   and hippos use them to clean their assholes after a good shit.   
   Sometimes they get stuck.   
      
   > --   
   > Sincerely,   
   > Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   > U.S. Army, ret.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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