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   From: demarcusjackson@bigfoot.com   
      
   There were these three farmers who wanted to win the state fair   
   contest for having the largest hog.   
      
   They decided that they should stick a cork in the hog's ass and   
   feed him for a month before the fair. The only problem was that   
   none of them wanted to be the one to stick the cork in.   
      
   So they put an ad in the local paper for a helper.  Blobbi   
   Sanchez answered the ad and the farmers beamed at their luck.   
   She was fat, Mexican and stinky, just like a hog.  Not too   
   bright, and perfect to train to stick corks in bottles. After a   
   week or two of this, they stuck Blobbi in the pen with the hog   
   and a cork.  After a minute, Blobbi did what she was supposed to   
   do.   
      
   The farmers fed the hog for a month and sure enough, they won   
   first prize. Once they got home, they realized they still had to   
   take the cork out. So they trained Blobbi to take corks out of   
   bottles. They stuck Blobbi in the pen with the hog, and the   
   farmers woke up three days later in the hospital with a reporter   
   sitting next to them.   
      
   The reporter asked the first farmer, "What is the last thing you   
   remember?" "Shit flying everywhere," the farmer replied. The   
   reporter asked the second farmer the same question and got the   
   same response. When she got to the third farmer and asked him   
   what he could remember, he started laughing his ass off. The   
   reporter asked, "What's so funny?" The farmer replied, "The last   
   thing I remember is the look on Blobbi's face as she tried to   
   stick the cork back in."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)