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   From: rjones@bigfoot.com   
      
   There was a man who wanted a pure and unspoiled wife.  So he   
   started to attend church to try and find a woman.  He met a   
   woman who seemed nice so he took her home.  When they got there,   
   he whipped out his manhood and asked, "What's this?"  She   
   replies "A cock."  He thinks to himself that she is not pure   
   enough.   
      
   A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her   
   home.  Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.   
   She replies "A cock".  He is pissed because she seemed more pure   
   than the first but oh well.   
      
   A couple of weeks later he meets Blobbi Sanchez. She won't go   
   home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his   
   house.  He whips it out and asks, "What is this?" She giggles   
   and says "A pee-pee"  He thinks to himself that he has finally   
   found his woman.   
      
   They get married but after several months every time she sees   
   his member she giggles and says "That's your pee-pee."  He   
   finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is   
   a cock."   
      
   She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and   
   black."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)