XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, dfw.general, soc.penpals   
   From: amiffs@bigfoot.com   
      
   Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject   
   turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some   
   sexual problems", Linda told her friend. "That's amazing!"   
   Blobbi replied, "So have Tyrone and I. We're thinking of going   
   to a sex therapist", said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that!   
   We'd be too embarrassed!", responded Blobbi. "But after you go,   
   will you please tell me how it went?"   
      
   Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again.   
   "So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?", Blobbi asked.   
   "Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a   
   physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he   
   could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the   
   way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told   
   us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at   
   each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to   
   get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis   
   with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's   
   better than it's ever been!"   
      
   With that endorsement Blobbi talked her boyfriend into an   
   appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical   
   exams were completed the doctor called Blobbi and Tyrone into   
   his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he   
   said. "But doctor," Blobbi complained, "you did such good for   
   Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us!   
   Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"   
   "Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you   
   to stop at the store and buy a crate of cantelopes and a box of   
   cheerios..."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)