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|    Gary Burnore to Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler    |
|    Re: Winners! February 2013 Kook Awards    |
|    28 Mar 13 02:08:51    |
   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, news.admin.net-abuse.email   
   From: gburnore@panix.com   
      
   Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:   
   > The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived. The results are in:   
   >   
   >   
   > Award: 72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 7   
   > No 2   
   > Abstain 6   
   >   
   >   
   > # BEcause of the circumstances, I'm going to ask for yes/no on this one   
   > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award   
   > Nominee: BEI Design for training Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 8   
   > No 2   
   > Abstain 5   
   >   
   > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award   
   > Nominee: Ottawa Three Plus for training Richard Morton Scoville Vote yes   
   > or No # Because I can   
   >   
   > Yes 10   
   > No 1   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Award: Bobo Award   
   > Nominee: Nageda   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 11   
   > No 0   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Award: Cleopatra Award   
   > Nominee: Nadegda   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 12   
   > No 0   
   > Abstain 3   
   >   
   > Award: Clueless Newbie of the Month   
   > Nominee: Paul Derbyshire   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 12   
   > No 0   
   > Abstain 3   
   >   
   > Award: Coward of the month   
   > Nominee: DAVE TV   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 9   
   > No 1   
   > Abstain 5   
   >   
   > Award: Emmet Gulley "Obsesso" Award.   
   > Nominee: Mark "Polish Knight" Sobolewski's   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >>>   
   >   
   > Yes 8   
   > No 0   
   > Abstain 6   
   >   
   > Award: Foam Duck Award   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 5   
   > No 2   
   > Abstain 7   
   >   
   > Award: Golden Killfile   
   > Nominee: fakey-fnvw-cabal collective mess   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 12   
   > No 0   
   > Abstain 3   
   >   
   > Award: Hammer of Thor   
   > Nominee: Bit Rot   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 11   
   > No 2   
   > Abstain 2   
   >   
   > Award: Kook of the Month   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Nominee: fakey-fnvw-cabal collective mess   
   > Vote for one   
   >   
   > Andrew J. Stephens   
   > 3   
   > fakey-fnvw-cabal collective mess   
   > 10   
   >   
   > Award: Loony Maroon Award   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 8   
   > No 3   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Award: Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 8   
   > No 3   
   > Abstain 5   
   >   
   > Award: Tar & Feathers Award   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 8   
   > No 3   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Award: Unabomber Surprise   
   > Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 8   
   > No 2   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Award: Victor Von Frankenstein Award   
   > Nominee: Brad Guth Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 10   
   > No 1   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Award: Village Pump Award   
   > Nominee: Richard Morton Scoville   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 10   
   > No 1   
   > Abstain 5   
   >   
   > Award: Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award   
   > Nominee: Paul Derbyshire   
   > Vote yes or No   
   >   
   > Yes 12   
   > No 0   
   > Abstain 4   
   >   
   > Office of Village Idiot   
   > Incumbent: Greg Hall   
   >   
   >   
   > Take time to congratulate the winners as many of them will be summarily   
   > ignored soon. The k00kie collective mess will be marked with the GK   
   > effective March 31, 2013 at 32:59:59 ZULU so as to provide time for   
   > laughter and ridicule.   
   >   
   > ** FNVW Note ** One vote was disqualified in whole as an identified sock   
   > of another voteer.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > All hail Fluffy.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >   
      
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