XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.baldspot   
   From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx   
      
   Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.   
      
      
   Petey John-John Ross the big haired cello playing poet   
   (yeah, he's 'that' type), in   
    did thusly jump head   
   first into the wood chipper again:   
      
   > In alt.usenet.kooks on Tue, 26 Nov 2013 09:59:28 +0000 (UTC),   
   > Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard' Burnore, playing   
   > at being fake-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:   
      
   >> This is a tie, so both win.  Hell, everyone but the kooks win.   
   >>   
   >> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful   
   >> troll of every single fucking kook in AUK	PJR (FNVWE)	3	0	4   
   >> 						   
   >> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful   
   >> troll of every single fucking kook in AUK	Gary L Burnore (FNVW)		   
   >> 	3	0	4   
      
   > So I'm the joint winner of this award because I expressed a sincere   
   > opinion a few months ago and later changed my mind.   
   >   
   > Wow, this winning of awards for trolling is easier than it used to be!   
      
   That's what happens when you let kooks run the awards,   
   stupid. Your siding with the kooks says what about you,   
   Petey John-John? LOL   
      
   > In December 2003, I won my first HL&S, after I'd trolled every single   
   > kookologist so thoroughly that they planned to name a new award after   
   > my sockpuppet.  The total number of "victims" that I counted in AUK,   
   > alt.astrology and alt.religion.christian was 50. (After I'd counted   
   > 50, I stopped counting.) That's nearly six times as many people as   
   > voted in the latest awards ballot.   
   >   
   > And I'm expected to share this HL&S award with the one person who, if   
   > I'd been trolling, would be the most obvious candidate to be named as   
   > the victim of my troll.   
      
      
      
   > You can take your hook, your line, and your sinker, and you can shove   
   > them all up your big fat salinger.   
   >   
   > It must be time to abandon the pretence that the AUK awards are   
   > interesting, mustn't it?   
      
   That's definitely buyer's remorse, Petey John-John. Told you   
   so. And it didn't even take as long as I'd surmised for me   
   to be able to say that.   
      
      
      
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