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   From: LunaticFringe@The.Edge   
      
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   On Tue, 26 Nov 2013 14:45:27 -0500, Nash Reed Eaks put forth the notion   
   that:   
      
      
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   > Gary Burnore wrote:   
   > > [ This is a repost of the following article:                                 
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   > > [ From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler              
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   > > [ Subject: [RESULTS] October, 2013 USENet Kook Awards (and AFAB In exile   
   awards) ]   
   > > [ Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks                                               
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   > > Kook of the Month       Only one of the few times no one has been nominated   
   > > for KOTM.   
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   > > Clueless Newbie of the Month            the janithor            7         
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   > > Allisat Hook Line & Sinker              Foamy Fakey             6         
   0       2   
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   > > This is a tie, so both win.  Hell, everyone but the kooks win.   
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   > > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful   
   > > troll of every single fucking kook in AUK       PJR (FNVWE)     3         
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   > > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful   
   > > troll of every single fucking kook in AUK       Gary L Burnore (FNVW)   
   > >          3       0       4   
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   > > Busted Urnial   George Dance                    5       0       4   
   > >    You may dance now, mr Dance.   
   > >   
   > > Victor Von Frankenstein Weird Science Award     Warhol aka The Mad Moor   
   > >                          5       0       4   
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   > > Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award       Jerry Sauk                
   8       0       1   
   > >     Never any doubt.   
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   > >   AFAB Angstrom Award and Medal for advances in hyperdelusional physics   
   > > (in honor of Richard Hoagland)  Warhol aka The Mad Moor 5       0       4   
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   > > Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award     Foamy Fakey   
   > >          7       0       2   
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   > > Picket Trophy   Foamy Fakey                     7       0       2   
   > >          Damn, Foamy. It appears people don't LIKE you!   
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   > > Village Idiot   Greg Hall   
   > >          Continues to shit in a bucket   
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   > > All hail Fluffy !!!!!!!!1!!   
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   >   I like weed yes i do   
   >   I like kush how about you   
   >   I toke up day and night   
   >   I toke up when times are tight   
   >   I toke up weather you like it or not   
   >   I toke up because i ? pot   
      
   Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.   
      
   --   
   Checkmate   
   KotAGoR XXXIV   
   AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012   
   co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,   
   Line & Sinker award, May 2001   
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