XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.baldspot
From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
Petey John-John Ross the big haired cello playing poet
(yeah, he's 'that' type), in
did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:
> In alt.usenet.kooks on Tue, 26 Nov 2013 09:59:28 +0000
> (UTC), Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard'
> Burnore, playing at being fake-Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler wrote:
>> Kook of the Month Only one of the few times no one has been nominated
>> for KOTM.
>>
>> Clueless Newbie of the Month the janithor 7 0 2
>>
>> Allisat Hook Line & Sinker Foamy Fakey 6 0 2
>>
>>
>> This is a tie, so both win. Hell, everyone but the kooks win.
>>
>> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful
>> troll of every single fucking kook in AUK PJR (FNVWE) 3 0 4
>>
>> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful
>> troll of every single fucking kook in AUK Gary L Burnore (FNVW)
>> 3 0 4
> "3 0 4" sounds more like survivalist slang for a gun than a meaningful
> element of a results announcement.
>> Busted Urnial George Dance 5 0 4
>> You may dance now, mr Dance.
> Why? Are "5 0 4" his winning lottery numbers?
>> Victor Von Frankenstein Weird Science Award Warhol aka The Mad Moor
>> 5 0 4
>>
>>
>> Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award Jerry Sauk 8 0 1
>> Never any doubt.
>>
>> AFAB Angstrom Award and Medal for advances in hyperdelusional physics
>> (in honor of Richard Hoagland) Warhol aka The Mad Moor 5 0 4
>>
>> Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award Foamy Fakey
>> 7 0 2
>>
>> Picket Trophy Foamy Fakey 7 0 2
>> Damn, Foamy. It appears people don't LIKE you!
>>
>>
>>
>> Village Idiot Greg Hall
>> Continues to shit in a bucket
>>
>>
>> All hail Fluffy !!!!!!!!1!!
All flail, Fluffy.
For fuck sake, DiddleTard, you made people wait almost an
entire month for your incompetently administered fake
awards, with a shortened period of nominations and voting,
only to give them a substandard lits o' haet roster, then
present them with the results in a fucked-up format.
No wonder Petey John-John Ross is complaining about you.
You're incompetent. If this is the best the kooks have got
to represent them, you're doomed.
The time is nearing for my second coup, when I shall once
again ensconce myself upon my throne constructed of the
bloody carcasses of the kooks who deigned to glance askance
at my awesome visage, and AUK shall once again be ruled
fairly, competently and with an iron fist.
Because remember, DiddleTard, you're only playing at FNVW
because I'm allowing you to do so.
> Fluffy is probably as puzzled by this weird way of sorta announcing
> some sorta results as I am. The fake FNVWs may be envious morons, but
> at least they clearly announce who their fake winners are.
Awwww, a begrudgingly given compliment... which is more than
you can afford DiddleTard.
> If I interpret the weird sets of numerals correctly, nine people
> voted.
There's no way to tell with DiddleTard's fake awards, he's
fucked this up severely in the past. It could be 9, it could
be 5, it could be 16... no way to tell.
You'll note that even in the current roster, his numbers
don't all add up. So he's fucked it up once again.
> Surely it's time to put the Usenet Kook Awards out of their misery by
> announcing that they're officially retired for ever?
Bwahahahaaa! Surely.
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\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
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\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
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