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   On Tue, 26 Nov 2013 10:12:13 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore put forth the   
   notion that:   
      
      
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   > [ This is a repost of the following article:                               ]   
   > [ From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler            ]   
   > [ Subject: [RESULTS] October, 2013 USENet Kook Awards (and AFAB In exile   
   awards) ]   
   > [ Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks                                             ]   
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   > Kook of the Month       Only one of the few times no one has been nominated   
   > for KOTM.   
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   > Clueless Newbie of the Month            the janithor            7         
   0       2   
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   > Allisat Hook Line & Sinker              Foamy Fakey             6         
   0       2   
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   > This is a tie, so both win.  Hell, everyone but the kooks win.   
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   > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful   
   > troll of every single fucking kook in AUK       PJR (FNVWE)     3         
   0       4   
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   > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award for the successful   
   > troll of every single fucking kook in AUK       Gary L Burnore (FNVW)   
   >         3       0       4   
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   > Busted Urnial   George Dance                    5       0       4   
   >   You may dance now, mr Dance.   
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   > Victor Von Frankenstein Weird Science Award     Warhol aka The Mad Moor   
   >                         5       0       4   
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   > Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award       Jerry Sauk                
   8       0       1   
   >    Never any doubt.   
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   >  AFAB Angstrom Award and Medal for advances in hyperdelusional physics   
   > (in honor of Richard Hoagland)  Warhol aka The Mad Moor 5       0       4   
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   > Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award     Foamy Fakey   
   >         7       0       2   
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   > Picket Trophy   Foamy Fakey                     7       0       2   
   >         Damn, Foamy. It appears people don't LIKE you!   
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   > Village Idiot   Greg Hall   
   >         Continues to shit in a bucket   
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   > All hail Fluffy !!!!!!!!1!!   
      
   Flail Huffy!   
      
      
   --   
   Checkmate   
   KotAGoR XXXIV   
   AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012   
   co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,   
   Line & Sinker award, May 2001   
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