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   Patrick Bauza to All   
   90 Farting Cows Start Fire in Germany   
   13 Feb 14 05:26:01   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, rec.arts.tv   
   From: deerhunter12@hotmail.com   
      
   Farts are the funniest thing in the world, Louis C.K. once told   
   Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. “You don’t have to be smart to   
   laugh at farts,” he said, “but you’d have to be stupid not to.”   
      
   So that makes us feel a bit better about laughing at the fact   
   that a group of 90 cows started a fire with their farts at a   
   German dairy farm. According to Reuters, methane gas emitted   
   from the flatulent animals exploded in one of the farm’s sheds,   
   damaging the structure’s roof.   
      
   The only reason we actually feel bad about laughing is that one   
   of the cows was injured and had to be treated for burns. So, we   
   feel bad about that, but we don’t feel bad laughing about the   
   fact that farts started a fire. We assume Louis C.K. would be   
   laughing too.   
      
   http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/27/90-farting-cows-start-fire-   
   in-germany/?iid=obnetwork   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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