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   The Integrated Astrological Guide to Self-Abuse; Astrology for the   
   Disinformation Age   
   by Edmond Panty-Head Wollmann   
      
      
      
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   A reader from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan , December 29, 1998   
   A book that can turn losers into whiners   
   I had returned to my home town during the holiday season when I ran into   
   an old school chum of mine who coaches a bantam level hockey team. His   
   team was mired in a terrible slump. I recommended that he read Ed   
   Wollmann's book. He was reluctant at first but once he started reading   
   it he couldn't put it down. It seems that Ed Wollmann covered the pages   
   with glue.   
      
   ***@prontomail.com from Deep Cove, British Columbia , December 12,   
   1998   
   The perfect book to close off the Millenium.   
   If one were to look for one specific book to bridge the gap between 16th   
   century understanding of astrology and the way in which the astrological   
   believers will be mocked as kooks in the new millennium, Mr Wollmann's   
   vanity published screed would be that work.   
      
      
      
   A reader from Spinic, Ontario , November 20, 1998   
   An Excellent Christmas Gift for the Astrologers in the Buff   
   I found Edmond Wollmann's book to be well written and quite amusing. So   
   much so that I bought several copies and dance naked around my living   
   room while touching them. In past years I did not know what to get my   
   nudist astrologer friends for Christmas. This year Edmond Wollmann has   
   solved the problem by providing me with the perfect gift for the   
   yuletide season. I know my friends are just going to love this book.   
      
   A reader from Toadyville Illinois , November 19, 1998   
   If only I had Mr. Wollmann's book 200 years ago   
   Damn! What a great book. I only wish I had had it 200 years ago when I   
   was in Napoleon. I would have assigned it as required reading for all of   
   the officers that trained under me. Heck, if they would let me have   
   sharp objects like pens in my cell I would have written a letter and   
   recommended copies to all the nice doctors and men in white suits. If we   
   could have had the wisdom of someone like Mr. Wollmann on our side back   
   then, I might have won at Waterloo.   
      
   A reader from Wollmannville, TX , September 21, 1998   
   AMAZING! GREAT! BEST-SELLER!   
   Take my word on this, The Integrated Astrological Guide to Self Abuse is   
   the best book ever written by a man with panties on his head. My life   
   has changed, I'm better off now that I have read the best there is. I   
   thank Edmond, for it was his brilliant work that saved me from the   
   little men that tell me to do bad things.   
      
   A reader from Roswell, NM , September 5, 1998   
   BRILLAINT!   
   This book has changed my life. I thought astrology was a joke, that you   
   couldn't base your life on it. After reading Edmond Wollmann's   
   "Integrated Astrological Guide to Self Abuse" I have seen the true path.   
   I know I must now sell my wife and children too follow Edmond. Ed is   
   totally different from that David Koresh guy I used to follow. This time   
   it will be different. The heavens have given me this sign and blessed us   
   with another great Astrological book. Edmond Wollmann is love!   
      
   ***@wollamn.net from Sherilyn, Ohio , September 2, 1998   
   Groundbreaking. Mind-boggling. A superb text.   
   I must echo the comments of the reader from New York. I picked up Mr.   
   Wollman's book in a dumpster behind an asylum. I was skeptical of   
   astrology at first, but the pleasant artwork on the cover convinced me   
   to wipe the slime off the book. Mr. Wollman delves into the very heart   
   of the alcohol induced insanity, creating a vivid portrayal of what it   
   means to be a self-abusing kook. "The Integrated Astrological Guide to   
   Self Abuse" drives a stake into the heart of the growing sanity/logic   
   movement. It's a mandatory tool that should be in the toolbox of every   
   fruitcake in this country.   
      
   ***@usa.net from San Diego, CA , July 16, 1998   
   Excellent! The best book on the science of astrology ever!   
   It really expanded my view of the metaverse with profound holistic   
   logicality. and it expanded my vocabuosity profundantly. Mr. Wollman has   
   provenated with a scientific logicosity that astrology exists, and I am   
   firmly convincenated that he would never lie. Bravo, Mr. Wollman.   
   Post by EHWollmann PMAFA   
   Subject: Re: Quicksilver   
   Date: 22 Aug 96 21:57:58 EDT   
   The Integrated Astrological Guide to Self-Abuse; Astrology for the   
   Disinformation Age   
   by Edmond Panty-Head Wollmann   
      
      
      
   Try express shopping with   
   1-ClickSM and Gift Click   
   Our Price: $16.76   
   You Save:$4.19 (20%)   
   Usually ships in 1-2 years   
   Paperback   
   Customer Comments   
   Write an online review and share your thoughts with other readers!   
   Avg. Customer Review: ; Number of Reviews: 20   
   A reader from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan , December 29, 1998   
   A book that can turn losers into whiners   
   I had returned to my home town during the holiday season when I ran into   
   an old school chum of mine who coaches a bantam level hockey team. His   
   team was mired in a terrible slump. I recommended that he read Ed   
   Wollmann's book. He was reluctant at first but once he started reading   
   it he couldn't put it down. It seems that Ed Wollmann covered the pages   
   with glue.   
      
   ***@prontomail.com from Deep Cove, British Columbia , December 12,   
   1998   
   The perfect book to close off the Millenium.   
   If one were to look for one specific book to bridge the gap between 16th   
   century understanding of astrology and the way in which the astrological   
   believers will be mocked as kooks in the new millennium, Mr Wollmann's   
   vanity published screed would be that work.   
      
      
      
   A reader from Spinic, Ontario , November 20, 1998   
   An Excellent Christmas Gift for the Astrologers in the Buff   
   I found Edmond Wollmann's book to be well written and quite amusing. So   
   much so that I bought several copies and dance naked around my living   
   room while touching them. In past years I did not know what to get my   
   nudist astrologer friends for Christmas. This year Edmond Wollmann has   
   solved the problem by providing me with the perfect gift for the   
   yuletide season. I know my friends are just going to love this book.   
      
   A reader from Toadyville Illinois , November 19, 1998   
   If only I had Mr. Wollmann's book 200 years ago   
   Damn! What a great book. I only wish I had had it 200 years ago when I   
   was in Napoleon. I would have assigned it as required reading for all of   
   the officers that trained under me. Heck, if they would let me have   
   sharp objects like pens in my cell I would have written a letter and   
   recommended copies to all the nice doctors and men in white suits. If we   
   could have had the wisdom of someone like Mr. Wollmann on our side back   
   then, I might have won at Waterloo.   
      
   A reader from Wollmannville, TX , September 21, 1998   
   AMAZING! GREAT! BEST-SELLER!   
   Take my word on this, The Integrated Astrological Guide to Self Abuse is   
   the best book ever written by a man with panties on his head. My life   
      
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