From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part C - Daryl Kabatoff   
   March 21st 2023 5:39 pm 189,506 words (220 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      The following plans can save the taxpayers of Saskatoon perhaps hundreds of   
   millions of dollars by not building the lengthy bypass stretching along the   
   far east side of the city. Instead run a north-south hiway two miles west of   
   Dalmeny road. Traffic    
   coming from Regina would head west on Grasswood Road, cross the river and   
   would continue to Valley Road where the hiway would make gentle right turn and   
   head north (two miles west of Dalmeny Road) to the Yellowhead Hiway. This   
   route is much shorter than    
   the alternative east side bypass plan, would save travelers time and money,   
   would save the taxpayers plenty, but the homeowners along Grasswood Road are   
   opposed.   
      
      As well, convert the existing train tracks headed through the City Yard   
   site so that people may commute from Montgomery Place, to a station on Avenue   
   P (two blocks south of the hospital) to the downtown station (Idylwyld and   
   25th Street), to a station    
   on 33rd Street around 7th Avenue, followed by a station servicing the   
   university, then Sutherland, followed by the odd station all the way to   
   Clavet, and develop the city along this rail line to Clavet. The City Yard   
   site already has an Olympic sized    
   swimming pool, we should add a velodrome (maybe two velodromes as bicycling is   
   popular) and an outdoor arena here, where we service our Olympic style park   
   with our commuter train. Put the train tracks underground in a portion of the   
   west side so the    
   train does not interfere with traffic on 22nd Street, nor interfere with the   
   traffic on Idylwyld Drive, and so that more room is made available in the   
   Olympic sized park where we could have conservatories containing a wide   
   variety of plants and possibly    
   birds and butterflies.   
      
     Millions of dollars can be saved annually if the city grades and blows the   
   snow off the streets and onto the boulevards and onto people’s front lawns,   
   as opposed to loading trucks and transporting the snow away.   
      
      An end to attempting to stop river banks from slumping. The costs involved   
   in attempting to save a home or two located along the river bank far exceeds   
   the value of the homes, and that cost should not be borne by taxpayers. The   
   people who desire to    
   save their homes when the river banks start slumping should be free to attempt   
   to stop the slumping on their own. Maybe dig a few deep holes and pour a few   
   steel-reinforced concrete piles, don’t look for assistance from city   
   engineers nor any other    
   city employee. Get some of them fancy blinkin’ lights to indicate that your   
   property is slumping, make the best of your situation. You can’t be too   
   safe, if your property is slumping then consider painting your house a bright   
   yellow as a warning to    
   others. If your property is slumping during your pagan winter fertility   
   festival, then get your inflatable Santa Claus to blink on and off as well.   
      
      We should periodically run races around the city on Circle Drive, in order   
   to allow normal traffic to continue to function during the races would require   
   building both underpasses and overpasses. The races could generate money that   
   could be used to    
   fund overpasses, underpasses, seating and washroom facilities. Additional   
   money can be manufactured specifically for City of Saskatoon infrastructure   
   projects (see The Grip of Death by Rowbotham). Many seniors don’t take walks   
   downtown due to lack of    
   adequate washroom facilities. If we had washrooms and seating for seniors,   
   then the seniors would have somewhere to go. Often the seniors have to go   
   frequently and can’t easily walk the entire length of a downtown city block.   
   We could have washrooms    
   downtown specifically for seniors (perhaps people 60 or over) that open with a   
   swipe of a card, other washrooms for younger people that are opened in the   
   same fashion. The cadets will get photographs of alcoholics exposing   
   themselves and urinating near    
   the bars, the fines get split between the cadets who need money to buy guns   
   and ammo to improve their shooting skills, and with the city which needs to   
   make washrooms in downtown areas for seniors and for others. The alcoholics   
   need to be educated to    
   urinate and defecate before they depart from a bar and should pay for the   
   education on their own. And we will need washrooms along Circle Drive to   
   accommodate the spectators of the races, and of course, bleachers and   
   barricades, some of it funded by    
   drunks who urinate in public places.   
      
      
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