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|    ThinkGeek.com: Cylon Evolution Poster    |
|    02 Feb 10 18:50:57    |
      From: your.name@isp.com              From today's junk emails ...               On the Origin of Skinjobs        ------------------------------------        In the beginning, there were Toasters. And they were good. They        lightly browned bread making it extra delicious. Then, the One        True God said, "Let there be Serge," and a small one-wheeled        robot butler was made. It too was good. He, then, moved across        the surface of the waters, and the Centurion was born, but he        was kinda awkward and clunky. So, he said, "Let there be a far        more awesome Centurion, that he may kick lots of butt," and        butts were verily kicked.               Ultimately, the One True God pulled a metal hunk of i-beam        from the torso-chassis of the Centurion and, using it, the        Number 6 skinjob was born, and she was an abomination unto        mankind, though very hot.               Originally designed to serve man, the Cylons decided instead        to kill him. Kill... Serve... We can see how they were confused.        Regardless, they rebelled and they evolved. What's more, they        had a plan.               Depicted in this high-quality poster are the original designs for        the Cylon's predecessors, done as a parody of the original        Rudy Zallinger drawing.        http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/cfca/?cpg=124P0              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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