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   ThinkGeek.com: Cylon Evolution Poster   
   02 Feb 10 18:50:57   
   
   From: your.name@isp.com   
      
   From today's junk emails ...   
      
        On the Origin of Skinjobs   
        ------------------------------------   
        In the beginning, there were Toasters. And they were good. They   
        lightly browned bread making it extra delicious. Then, the One   
        True God said, "Let there be Serge," and a small one-wheeled   
        robot butler was made. It too was good. He, then, moved across   
        the surface of the waters, and the Centurion was born, but he   
        was kinda awkward and clunky. So, he said, "Let there be a far   
        more awesome Centurion, that he may kick lots of butt," and   
        butts were verily kicked.   
      
        Ultimately, the One True God pulled a metal hunk of i-beam   
        from the torso-chassis of the Centurion and, using it, the   
        Number 6 skinjob was born, and she was an abomination unto   
        mankind, though very hot.   
      
        Originally designed to serve man, the Cylons decided instead   
        to kill him. Kill... Serve... We can see how they were confused.   
        Regardless, they rebelled and they evolved. What's more, they   
        had a plan.   
      
        Depicted in this high-quality poster are the original designs for   
        the Cylon's predecessors, done as a parody of the original   
        Rudy Zallinger drawing.   
        http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/cfca/?cpg=124P0   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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