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   From: kalelfan@yanospamhoo.com   
      
   Forever Flamboyant Wannabe Netcoplet "Adam H. Kerman"  wrote in   
   message  news:ighidv$4bn$1@news.eternal-september.org...   
      
   [Adam was responding to Aatu Koskensilta, who had responded   
   to a posting handle that Adam considers to be the troll "seamus"]   
      
   > Do you really require a troll alert? It's a posting entity we all   
   > call seamus. It morphs constantly, even changing its sex. It   
   > posts from a number of News servers but uses AIOE more   
   > often than not.   
   >   
   > The only correct followup is the traditional   
   > Hi seamus   
      
   Well explain your response to this post then, the only response to   
   a post your seamus made around New Year's.  It's actually quite   
   good UPA, but you don't respond with what you say is the correct   
   followup.   
      
      
   "Adam H. Kerman"  wrote in message news:ifmhdh$asi$1@news.albasani.net...   
      
   > Unitary Matrix  wrote:   
   >   
   >> All of these newsgroups now belong to me, forthwith. Therefore,   
   >> henceforth, posting to these newsgroups requires permission from me,   
   >> which I do however generously grant in advance for all but the   
   >> following individuals:   
   >>   
   >> * Adam H. Kerman   
   >> * tholen   
   >> * J. Edgar Hoover   
   >> * George W. Bush   
   >> * glyph   
   >> * Steve   
   >> * Sherm Pendley   
   >> * ClassCastException   
   >> * KalElFan   
   >>   
   >> These people can submit individual articles to me for approval and   
   >> posting, except that tholen, Bush, and glyph are blanket banned, and   
   >> KalElFan cannot crosspost articles to both rec.arts.tv and any other   
   >> newsgroup. Any article by tholen, Bush, or glyph, or crossposted   
   >> article by KalElFan, will be summarily rejected.   
   >>   
   >> HOWEVER, there are a few mild restrictions for everyone else:   
   >>   
   >> * No dissing Star Trek (2009)   
   >> * No referring people to webforums that wish to use newsgroups   
   >> * No off-topic political crap will be tolerated!!   
   >> * Do not insult me   
   >> * No peddling Clojure in the Java newsgroup.   
   >>   
   >> The transition of rule should be smooth for most of you, save the off-   
   >> topic political crossposters that currently plague rec.arts.tv, and of   
   >> course tholen, who will all have to find new trolling grounds. Sorry.   
   >   
   >> That will be all.   
   >   
   >> Except:   
   >   
   >> Now that I've got your attention, HAPPY NEW YEAR!   
   >   
   > It's about time seamus has me at number one on a Lits o Haet.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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