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   the land surfer to All   
   out singin on th street corner, again (1   
   19 Nov 05 21:26:24   
   
   XPost: alt.archaeology, alt.art.bodypainting, alt.dreams   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   out singin on th street corner, again   
   +++   
      
      
   it was a fuckin huge night   
      
   +++   
      
   it's now twenty to six in th morning   
      
      
   just got home   
      
   an all nighter   
      
   +++   
      
      
   think i might wait   
   for th boys to wake up   
      
   so i can have a bath   
   did one too many kilometres on th unicycle   
      
   really warm crutch   
      
   +++   
      
   met kuta lady at a shop   
      
   just after nine   
      
      
   and headed into th city   
      
      
   rode around th city for a coupel of hours   
      
   usual mad mayhem   
      
   thru th posts   
      
      
      
   th botanic garden   
   over th goodwill bridge   
      
      
   thru southbank   
      
   back thru th city   
      
   a few laps of th   
   adelaide st bus stops   
      
   and back up to th car   
      
      
      
   didnt get my normal park   
   numbers were definitely up   
      
   +++   
      
      
   had to park all th way around th corner   
      
   <<>>   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   someonr left me a spot   
      
   most of th rest were gone   
      
   +++   
      
   oh   
      
      
   group of chicks   
   up in th   
      
   ?plaza hotel   
      
   went burko   
      
      
      
   thanks   
      
   +++   
      
   absolutely ballistic   
      
   i was stuffin it thru th   
      
      
   street furniture at th time   
      
   and th music was on   
      
      
   they  were loud man   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   drove down th valley   
   parked in th church carpark   
      
   drank my last bourbon   
      
   had another joint   
      
   and back out into th fray   
      
   +++   
      
      
   sang with julian   
      
   and rock spider   
      
   and kombi dude - matt   
      
      
   and jess   
      
      
   had a hot chocolate with   
   jarrod   
      
   unicycle delivered   
      
      
   he th spraycan artiste   
      
   +++   
      
   mika came in late   
   but made up for it   
      
   from about two   
      
      
   we played   
      
   jess mika and me   
      
      
   with occasional   
      
      
      
   disappearances of mine   
      
   +++   
      
   had a coffee with them   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and didnt hide behind th guitar case   
      
   i ended up round th side   
      
      
   a chick got me   
      
      
      
   fingers in th hair   
      
      
      
   she did ask though   
      
   +++   
      
   not so bad   
      
   +++   
      
   cant count th high fives   
      
   sorry diary   
      
   so many   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   weird   
      
      
   had like   
      
   twenty chicks chcuk me high fives   
      
      
   i reckonn   
      
   was such a huge night cause   
      
      
   schoolies   
      
   swamp surfers paradise   
      
   this weekend   
      
      
      
   and a whole pile of ppl   
      
   stayed in town   
      
      
   i stopped singin at   
      
   ten to five   
      
      
   and drove home   
      
   th taxi lines man   
      
      
      
   they'll still be there   
      
   +++   
      
      
   sang liek a girl most of th night   
      
   really high   
      
      
   went to mind theos patch   
      
   we were at   
      
   mika and jess's   
      
      
      
   just up from th copshop   
      
   didnt they do a trade ?   
      
      
      
   so i was walkin   
      
   all of twenty feet   
   and   
      
   one smart arse boy cop   
      
   under his breath   
      
      
      
   reckons i should put a shirt over my boobs   
      
      
   <<>>   
      
      
   it's usually th girls   
      
   +++   
      
      
   he had been   
   listenin   
   to me   
      
   sing liek a girl for bout   
      
   half an hour so   
      
      
      
   was a fair cop   
      
   +++   
      
      
   dickhead   
      
   +++   
      
   theo wanted a leak   
      
   no worries bro   
      
   +++   
      
   i was right   
      
   th street not kind to my pocket last night   
      
   they were partyin hard   
      
   and payin ,little   
      
      
   huge crowds are   
      
      
   not a money earner for th buskers   
      
   +++   
      
   it's th street   
      
   +++   
      
   no thanks   
      
   i do it for love   
      
      
   heard you tell er that paulie   
      
   "get fucked"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   me and rock spider   
      
   got on this   
      
      
   fuckin beat man   
      
   this one girl   
      
      
   came up so close and   
      
   pussy in my face   
      
      
   dancin   
      
   just full on   
      
      
   he freaked   
      
   after she left   
      
      
   he's a good muso   
      
   it wa skinda out there   
      
      
   lucky i was so out of it   
      
   th testicles would have popped   
      
      
   "did th huge ride in town and"   
      
   "huge ride around th valey"   
      
   "before settlin down to sing"   
      
      
   i had ants in my pants   
      
      
   "i can tell"   
      
   "th crutch"   
   "mighty warm"   
      
   i'll medicate   
      
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   this one guy   
   at quarter t five in th mornin   
   lookin for a cab   
      
   seen im   
      
      
   i dunno   
      
      
   ? ten times   
      
      
      
   "i cant believe"   
   "it's dawn"   
      
   "and you are still"   
      
   "riding th unicycle around"   
      
      
   nother high five   
      
   +++   
      
      
   some ppl   
   never make it to th top end   
      
   or   
      
   never make it to th bottom end   
   i go everywhere   
      
      
   these two very gay soundin guys   
      
      
   walkin past us   
   as we sing in th mall   
      
      
   yackin that they;re   
      
   gunna go see how th other half live   
      
      
   is funny   
      
      
      
      
   i never   
      
      
   have a guy sidle up alongside me   
      
      
      
   singin with rock spider up in clubland   
      
      
      
      
      
   no-one   
      
   played th bus seat outside th atm   
      
      
      
      
   cant sit and sing there   
      
   they touch too much and   
      
      
   ya get disturbed   
      
   lose yur concentration and   
      
      
   i get on th unicycle and bop   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i dont think she could believe wot she'd doen either   
      
   did ya see her and her girlfriends after ?   
      
   +++   
      
      
   oh um   
      
      
   i bumpd into er later   
      
      
   singin with mika and jess   
      
      
   wont put it in my diary   
      
   i'll tell ya in person   
      
   +++   
      
      
   was funny   
      
   +++   
      
   th cops carted more boys away   
      
   for fightin   
      
      
   than they usually do   
      
   i counted what i saw   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   the crowd was   
      
   seething   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   but hey   
   it's the fortitude valley   
      
   it can be   
   seething   
      
   +++   
      
      
   for all that   
      
   this gorgeous girl   
      
      
   fell asleep   
      
   on th upper bench   
      
      
   in th mall   
      
   mika and jess and i   
      
      
   watchin   
      
   jess saw one guy sit next to er   
      
      
   thought it might have been her boyfriend but he just eatin   
      
   pizza or some shit   
      
      
   i never saw one hassle er   
      
      
   we talked about   
   we better tell th cops to   
      
   wake er up   
   when we leave   
      
   just in case   
      
   they dont know she there   
      
   they were busy man   
      
   mostly   
      
      
      
   but a chick pulled out of th crowd   
   after bein nice to us and   
      
      
   woke er up   
   and   
      
      
   you ok ?   
      
      
   which was nice   
      
      
   she's sort of walking   
      
      
   looks more   
   tired   
   than anything else   
      
   we hope you dont   
      
   fall asleep somewhere else   
      
      
   in th street   
      
   +++   
      
      
   three guys tried to pick me up   
      
      
   and two girls   
      
   one of those nights   
      
      
   made it home   
      
   alone   
      
      
   +++   
      
   thanks for th compliment but   
      
   it was nice   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i should of put a shirt on   
   for th last session though   
      
   i'd stopped sweating   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt manage to quite smoke half my twennyfive   
      
      
   not bad   
      
      
      
   was doin it for love and   
      
      
   fuck did i get some love   
      
      
   +++   
      
   ok rock spider   
      
      
   it was th closest   
      
   and th maddest   
      
      
      
   dance   
   any chick i;ve seen do in th street   
      
      
   great rhythm that one   
      
      
      
   just know my male side is gunna berate me for it   
      
   couple of days from now   
      
      
   but   
      
      
   fukin wow   
      
   +++   
      
      
   coupel of picture takers got me   
      
   one even asked   
      
      
      
   those mobile phone cameras   
      
   for th record   
      
      
   it's   
      
   about ninety percent   
      
      
   female   
      
   and ten percent gay guys   
   and   
      
      
   th gay guys are sneakier   
      
      
   +++   
      
   so i dont know   
   how many i miss   
      
      
   just close my eyes and   
   sing   
      
   +++   
      
      
   it's summer here now   
   pretty much   
      
      
   i cant keep a shirt on   
   while mad unicyclin   
      
   jumpin th   
   centre dividers and   
      
      
   scarin cars comin outta th bridge tunnel   
      
   as i ride th wrong way   
      
   up th road   
      
   past th taxi rank   
      
   +++   
      
   every slide i tried   
      
   came off   
      
      
   without me   
      
   coming off   
      
      
   cept that stop at   
   rock spider's patch   
      
   threw th bitch away   
      
   and stay there   
      
   +++   
      
   think that one was deliberate   
      
   +++   
      
      
   this gorgeous girl   
      
   oh she had a boyfriend with er   
      
      
   came back and   
      
   asked us to put some welly on it for er   
      
      
   so we both slipped into   
      
   does anybody wanna buy my rock spider's hole ?   
      
      
   his not mine   
      
      
   anybody ?   
   anybody ?   
   anybody ?   
      
      
   no   
      
      
      
   yes   
      
      
   werent you gorgeous   
      
      
   dont think i pulled a   
      
   stronger note all night   
      
      
   sang higher   
      
   sang louder   
      
      
   didnt sing as   
      
      
      
   thanks mika   
      
   verve   
      
      
   +++   
      
   jess didnt have th verve tonight   
      
   he was playin a fuckin long time   
      
      
      
   mika dragged both of us thru our   
      
   range and   
      
      
   we had enough that   
      
   got away from us   
      
   and   
      
      
      
   we'd come back to   
      
      
   oh   
      
   twenty ppl   
   in front of us   
      
   all stopped   
      
      
   hmmm   
      
      
   that was a nice song   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   we lost a few too   
      
      
   <<>>   
      
   +++   
      
      
   really quiet   
      
   restin th voice and   
   singin with th big drum   
      
   and both of em   
   are   
      
   gone flamenco on me   
      
   hmm   
      
      
   got eighteen different beats   
      
      
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