From: time.warrior@malkaviabbs.com.remove-3vj-this   
      
     To: mroblivious1bmf   
     Re: Re: The Internet has ruined computers and the OnLine experience ---   
     By: mroblivious1bmf to Time Warrior on Sat Oct 01 2005 03:31 am   
      
   Oh man dude, I telnetted to your BBS and I haven't laughed THIS HARD in   
   awhile! LOOOOL! For someone who talks so much smack and puts other people   
   (and their systems) down your BBS is sure hella PD LAME!   
      
   Hrmm... where to start on this one...   
      
   I telnet in and see an OBVIOUSLY RIPPED ANSi screen from around 1993 if I had   
   to guess, looking right at me and litterally saying "d00d" (how original!).   
      
   Then, I type "new" and get your K-Lame RIPPED and badly drawn (the animation   
   and line drawing for your info form is fucked, dude) form which after   
   completing it -- I am asked for the "New Lamer Password" and "if i don't have   
   it, catch fucknutz on irc or email him!" ....   
      
   To make maters WORSE your 313373 form questions were lame as hell....   
      
   "Height? Weight? Hobbies? Hair Color? LMFAO!"   
      
   Not to mention a TRUE underground board with a NUP doesn't have "oh well   
   email me or chat and beg for access to my lame ass system!" ... NUP's are for   
   private boards that have something to offer besides flame forums for the   
   purposes of trading software, information, etc...   
      
   Back in the day, you either knew the NUP or you didn't and that was IT.   
      
   So here ya go, kid. Here's MY NUP for you!   
      
   What does PLA stand for?   
   What does CDC stand for?   
   What is 0day?   
   What is a red box?   
   Why is 2600 named that?   
   What does "ANSI" stand for?   
   List EVERY baudrate ever made starting at 300 and ending at 56700.   
   What is a DTMF and what is it used for?   
   List no less than 5 DOS commands and their basis syntaxes (excluding: copy,   
   del, move, dir, cd commands and the rest of the basic commands. The more   
   advanced ones, silly!)   
   What was the "CBBSList"?   
   What is the persons name who invented the BBS?   
   Who invented TCP / IP?   
   What does "FTN" stand for?   
      
   I am of course going to assume however, that if you answer these right it's   
   because you googled it. If your BBS was really so "NUP 313373" you'd have   
   asked shit like this in your info form and not be begging new users to ask   
   you for the NUP.   
      
   I am STILL under the presumption that you are a pre-teen.   
      
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