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   the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( filth )   
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   good evening animal   
      
   "pls. i'm still recoverin frm"   
   "chattin to loose arse on th phone"   
      
      
      
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   ACDC   
   'Touch Too Much'   
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   loose arse has got female problems   
      
   wot else is new   
      
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   usually two and   
      
   usually totally fucked up   
      
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   wot happened to our bed black ?   
   "i removed th couple hundred dead bourbon cans"   
      
   sposed to b in rehab hey   
   "well"   
      
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   still crap everywhere   
   "i care factor"   
      
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   and if i bought a single bed ?   
   "i'd throw it out th window"   
      
      
   "where's th computer keyboard gunna sit ?"   
      
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   got me there   
      
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   throw it out th window   
   it'd land on th roof   
      
   "like kylie hey"   
   that ws a week ago   
      
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   oh ok   
      
   she ws on th news since   
      
   her relationship died   
      
      
   "now ya cookin wi gas"   
      
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   bet ya her arse stinks   
      
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   "yeah alright jenny"   
      
   it;s cute is all i'm sayin   
      
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   "for every action"   
      
   yes animal   
      
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   is that why i live so close to th animal ?   
      
      
   errant testicles   
      
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   The Living End   
   'Prisoner Of Society'   
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   'fr th oppsite reaction they provide"   
      
   loose arse reckons we arent aging either   
      
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   "ah well"   
      
   "th balls hurt every day"   
      
      
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   so we're payin th price ?   
      
   "ever gone out with  a chick;s vagina ego ?"   
      
      
   pls   
      
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   still recoverin frm th last one   
      
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   cmon animal   
   every chick   
      
   thinks she's   
   god's gift to mankind   
      
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   "not every chick"   
   ok gay lady jen has trouble with it but   
      
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   "u and loose arse get into soem weird convos"   
      
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   tell me abou it   
      
   brucie can be weirder   
      
      
   "c'n oath"   
      
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   he bent little brother's ear   
   fr two hrs th other night   
      
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   so who ws that then ?   
      
   "brucie"   
      
   oh ok   
      
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   Disturbed   
   'Pain Redefined'   
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   has trouble goin out   
   and dealin with ppl   
      
   we used to drink together and   
      
   i'd wactch five cops   
      
   tryin to tear him   
   out of his car   
      
      
   he aint comin out   
      
   till u cunts give up   
      
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   u knwo this   
      
      
   he been dui fourteen times   
      
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   he's a bit supersensitive   
   but ya cant hurt th cunt   
      
   solid muscle   
      
   seen him pick up   
   th rear end of a volkswagen   
      
      
   huge arms   
      
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   james blunt   
   '?'   
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   .   
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   Fuel   
   'Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands'   
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   good one kuta   
      
      
   i did have to spin on fr that one   
      
   hit th nxt button and that   
      
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   part of bein a wizard   
      
   is knowin when to spin on   
      
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   she told me   
   she loved me   
      
   too many times   
      
   i looked down   
   and my dick still wasnt wet   
      
      
   no ya dont   
      
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   we come frm different planets   
      
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   and stop drippin on my floor   
      
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   James Blunt   
   'Goodbye My Lover'   
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   th door is over there   
      
   or alternatively   
      
      
   th little x   
      
   in th top right corner   
      
      
   fuckstick   
      
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   more drugs over here   
   thang ya cunt   
      
      
   move faster or   
   i'll split th webs bewteen yr fingers   
      
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   i love th sight of a chinese chopper   
      
      
   spinning in slow motion   
      
   in th replay   
      
      
   before landin smack in th hand   
      
      
   fuckin got him   
      
      
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   i wonder if   
   triple o three   
      
   still chats to chopper reed   
      
   they were firm   
   emailin buddies fr a bit   
      
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   if i admit to sngin   
   th cuban blues   
      
   with a huge maori guy   
      
   playin on th guitar   
      
   back at th valley of guts   
      
      
   will u   
      
      
   admit to fuckin a gorgeous cuban girl   
      
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   not at th moment ws th grunted reply   
      
   sorry dude   
      
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   Arlo Guthrie   
   'I'M Going Home'   
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   she went home   
      
   he's here   
      
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   all i wanna know is   
      
   u came home frm cuba   
      
      
   seven days or so   
      
   before   
      
      
   america changed it;s   
      
   policy on david hicks   
      
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   so um   
      
   riple o three   
      
   is it this yr   
      
      
   th hurricane takes   
      
   gauntanamo bay or   
      
   is it nxt yr   
      
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   too many aussies went nuts   
      
   th magic in this land is   
      
      
   well it;s lethal   
      
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   get back to me will ya   
      
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   still waitin on yr   
   on th ground report   
      
   all i got ws   
      
   th psychic one   
      
      
   it ws interestin though   
      
      
      
      
   not sharin   
      
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   Jewel   
   'Sometimes It Be That Way (Live'   
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   secret service like ours   
   has to have some secrets   
      
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   hey three   
   we did break windows 95's frnt end   
      
   th abo secret service   
      
      
      
   james has released th code again   
      
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   his body lives in th animal   
   his mind is   
      
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   i think it ws cause   
      
      
   matt damon's dad   
      
   ws ravin his son   
      
      
   sposed t be th top spy in th world and   
      
   cant program his vcr   
      
      
   makes sense   
      
   he's acting th part   
      
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   top spy in th world   
      
   should be able to   
      
      
   break th frnt end   
      
   of an operating system   
      
      
   window zero   
      
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   she talked   
      
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   boy did she talk   
      
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   gave us th locations fr everything   
   in basic   
      
      
   no workin code   
   t do it in c   
      
      
   when the desktop icon tools   
   ws first put on th net   
      
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   i'll have to tickle him   
      
   to put up his   
      
   code fr   
   how to do image comparison   
      
   in basic   
      
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   Cake   
   'I Will Survive'   
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   yeah ok kuta   
      
      
   is already on th net   
      
   wot u call a thing hey   
      
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   ah bt   
      
   i'm just a dumb black cunt   
      
   on a unicycle   
      
      
      
   monoshock of course   
      
      
   we do lead th world man   
      
      
      
   in a  few things   
      
      
      
   here   
      
   down under   
      
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   on top   
   i think   
      
      
   been here longer   
      
   a hundred thousand yrs   
      
   livin in one place   
      
      
   oh and   
   our magic still works   
      
      
      
   our religion   
      
      
   th bone of death pointing   
      
   proved six yrs ago   
      
   online   
      
      
   poor christopher skase   
      
   and smack on day seven   
      
      
   wot a cunt act   
      
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   Mudvayne   
   'Happy'   
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   ex static   
      
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   ah fuck   
      
   th pub';s open   
      
      
   just remembered   
      
   later cunts   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   pirate jenny   
   "james black"   
   'the land surfer"   
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   p.s.   
      
      
      
      
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   Pete Shelley   
   'HOMOSAPIEN'   
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