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   the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( wicked )   
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   Do Re Mi   
   'Man Overboard'   
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   filling hashpipe and   
      
   still draining th lit tinnie   
      
   i pulled into th driveway with   
      
      
      
   scuse i   
      
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   .   
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   do one small   
   wrong thing   
   each day   
      
      
   hundred mile an hour   
      
   in a silver sports car   
      
   with a lit   
   bourbon between th legs   
      
      
      
   down th dam entrance road   
      
      
      
   good as   
      
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   tick   
      
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   that ws a bit of fun   
      
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   those fuckin tyres   
   jst dont track straight   
      
   till th cunt is doin 140 k's   
      
      
   at 165   
      
      
   it's solid as a rock   
      
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   so sensitive th power steering in these models   
      
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   breathe yr way around corenrs   
      
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   th unicycle in th back seat   
      
   seemed to like it   
      
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   gettin th spots off   
      
      
   big light   
      
   and braking fr th   
      
      
   t intersection   
      
      
   ws a bit interesting but   
      
      
   i'm here   
      
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   he reckons we bought it   
      
   fr th spotlights   
      
      
   and th 4esp mags   
      
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   Alice Cooper   
   'Schools Out For Summer'   
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   come to think of it   
      
   another one moved in nxt door   
      
      
   same mags and   
      
   same model   
      
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   seven complete cars in th   
      
   yard   
      
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   most of em run   
   cept th ltd   
      
      
   didnt we get that fr it;s motor ?   
      
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   th muscle cars mtor   
      
   is still in th shop   
      
      
   not th 383 long stroker   
      
   started it th other weekend   
      
      
   had t leave my room   
      
   th house shakes too much   
      
      
   th esp special   
      
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   in black   
      
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   i jst want th motor   
      
   my model didnt come out with a 8   
      
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   a sleeper   
      
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   got a low diff   
      
   frm a ute   
      
      
   lsd   
      
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   limited slip differential   
      
   not drugs hidden in th diff   
      
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   well maybe   
   ya never know   
      
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   nah hang on   
   i dont run   
   three garbage bags of drugs anymore   
      
   in th boot   
      
   plain as   
      
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   it's in one of th cars   
      
   can i help it they all look th same   
      
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   ?   
   '?'   
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   J:\mp3\feels good gorillaz.MP3   
      
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   well how do th cops do these things ?   
      
      
   this is ned kelly ocuntry   
      
      
   if u were wondering   
      
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   famous last words   
      
   yeah man   
      
      
   i'll drive yr three garbage bags of pot around   
      
      
   how many drops ?   
      
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   hmm   
      
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   fr th record   
      
   pls dont show th wizards   
   rehab diary to lindsay lohan   
      
   now or   
      
   later   
      
      
      
      
   dont be nasty   
      
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   i had to get off that   
      
      
   drink drivin charge   
      
   when paris ws inside fr th same   
      
      
      
   think about it   
      
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   so i suck piss   
      
      
   and drugs   
      
      
      
   while on rehab frm chicks   
      
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   takin calls frm mates who   
      
   wanna talk about their   
      
      
   problems   
      
   with a couple of mad chicks   
      
      
   ah man   
      
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   do ya remember th last time i was runnin three ?   
      
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   livin at home two days a week and   
      
      
   livin all overe th fuckin place   
      
      
      
   had trouble rememberin   
      
   where th diary computer wa   
      
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   Cat Stevens   
   'Where Do The Children Play?'   
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   s   
      
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   dont think it ever lived at yr place   
      
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   jane had it a yr   
      
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   mad redhead   
      
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   if ya dont fuckin shutup   
   i'm puttin hotpants on th monkey   
      
   and callin it kylie   
      
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   have u had yr   
   brief inspection yet young lady ?   
      
      
   since deplaning   
      
      
      
   if u'd just like to step into this broom cupboard   
      
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   she wasnt young but   
      
   fucked me stupid   
      
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   cn i go kll cunts   
   fr my country now jane   
      
      
      
   have u have yr]   
   required amount of orgasms fr tonight   
      
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   my diary fr then   
   made nteresting reading   
      
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   james black   
   ryin to   
      
   fit in his hits   
      
   frm his bedroom   
      
      
   as usual   
      
      
      
   while dealin with   
   versace lady jane   
      
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   cant sleep on th bed   
      
   she's destroyed it   
      
      
   sleepin on th couch   
      
   after i finish typin this   
      
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   go back to sleep cow   
      
   i'm sleepin on th floor   
      
      
   th fuckin bed is destroyed   
      
      
   wet bitch   
      
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   Nirvana   
   'Where Did You Sleep Last Night'   
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   u dont wanna know   
      
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   another dead tinnie   
      
   fliesa cross th bed   
      
   to lay on it   
      
   fr a couple months   
      
      
   ah man it;s nice   
      
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   thang   
      
   another bong over here cunt   
      
      
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   .   
   .   
      
   wot did yr last black bastard die of black ?   
      
   "she didnt move fast enough"   
      
   typin as fast a si can   
      
      
      
   "the bong"   
      
      
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   :   
      
   has anybody seen th serving wench ?   
      
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   shouldnt have thrown that frypan at er   
      
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   if i;d just hit th bitch   
      
   she;d be here now   
      
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   looked vaguely liek nickie kidman but   
      
   jane did that   
      
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   i sometimes wonder   
   how many chicks   
      
   jane is still fuckin   
      
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   keeps slidin back to a man   
      
   can barely stand th creatures   
      
      
   know how ya feel babe   
      
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   about yr son;s car   
      
   it ws a holden   
      
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   i know how ya bought it fr him and   
      
   u can do th same again   
      
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   jeez i'm a cunt   
      
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   it;s a holden   
      
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   least she ws a centrfold   
      
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   Nirvana   
   'Scoff'   
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   omigod   
      
   th fuckin reader   
      
   has never fucked a centrefold   
      
      
      
   ah jeez   
      
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   a pudknocker   
      
   readin my diary   
      
   a fucking troll   
      
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   even th fuckin karma cops   
      
      
   rolled over and said   
      
   scarin th fuck out of trolls   
      
      
   is a good thing   
      
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   jeez man   
      
   have ya ever even   
      
   fucked th pub prickteaser   
      
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   "i bvet ya he's won th smallest dickinth pub"   
   "competition"   
      
   they dont do that where he comes frm   
      
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   bobbie alwyas won   
      
   i always lost   
      
      
      
   we both got drunk and   
      
      
   th barmaid chatted me up   
      
      
   fr th rest of th night   
      
      
   women   
      
   gotta love em   
      
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   small country town pubs in oz   
      
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   with a couple hundred   
   motorcycles   
      
   parked up   
   outside   
      
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   a biker pub   
      
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   anythin goes   
      
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   gooey used to   
      
   bounc epot glasses   
      
   off th tab;le ui were sittin at   
      
      
   he ws god at it   
      
   msolty we didnt get cut up   
      
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   ice fights were safer   
      
   but we'd usually fight with plastic chairs   
      
      
   jst playin man   
      
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   careful he bites   
      
   worse than he barks   
      
      
   gooey's a one percenter   
      
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   life member of a   
      
      
   nasty club   
      
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   28th Street Crew   
   'Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire'   
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   feel th fire   
      
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   fun to share a bed with though   
      
   me and gooey   
      
      
   with mole inda and   
      
   donna dumb cunt   
      
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   th best chick fight i;ve ever   
      
   commentated at   
      
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   that'll learn ya   
      
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   th nxt best   
   ws ina  girls dunnies   
      
   i pass fr both sexes   
      
      
      
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   go melinda   
      
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   think that chick's   
   goin out th window   
      
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   don tuch   
   her boyfriend   
      
      
   or her other boyfriends   
      
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   she went out with   
   gaz   
      
      
   and me   
      
   and bobbie   
      
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   mad black chick   
      
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   would fall asleep on th back of th bike   
      
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   Cat Stevens   
   'Into White'   
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   ya black bitch   
      
   one ninety k's   
      
      
      
   comn back frm   
   dayboro pub and   
      
      
   th bitch has fallen asleep   
      
      
   nah she still a good passeneger   
      
      
   tha's wot;s shitfull   
      
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   ya dont notice   
      
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   pull up at th pub and   
      
   forget she;s there   
      
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   i thought i was ont hsidecar   
      
   u won five bikes   
      
   and rememebr wot u just puleldup on   
      
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   th hundred   
   ws th funniest   
      
   big bad biker   
      
   ona  hundred   
      
      
   two up   
      
   sometimes four up   
      
      
   we'd try anything   
      
      
   twice   
      
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   can we pick these guys up ?   
      
   hitchin to th pub   
      
      
   hi guys   
      
   left th two man sidecar at homeumm   
      
      
   we two up on kermit   
      
      
   th wonder hundred   
      
      
   bounces everywhere   
      
      
   wanan lift ?   
      
      
      
   nah u cn have our helmets   
      
   [dickhead]   
      
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   they took em   
      
      
   fuck we laughed   
      
      
      
   four up   
      
      
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