From: nowomr@protonmail.com   
      
   A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty with   
   a 300lb. pig the longest   
      
   The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he   
   comes out spluttering and has chronic diarrhea   
      
   Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and   
   goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better   
   than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out   
   looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.   
      
   Now it's the turn of the 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and   
   watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that   
   the rabbi has won the bet.   
      
   They wait and wait some more...after one hour, the pig comes out.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)