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   Message 114,872 of 115,092   
   Loose Cannon to All   
   Re: The wit and wisdom of Christopher C.   
   08 Oct 25 18:07:33   
   
   XPost: soc.culture.israel, soc.culture.jewish, uk.legal   
   From: efberg73@gmx.com   
      
   On Sun, 15 Dec 2019 15:58:17 -0500, Susan Cohen    
   wrote:   
      
   >   
   >Why do nigger babies have such big heads? So they don’t fall out   
   >during the bridal dance.   
   >   
   >When white babies die and go to Heaven, they get wings and are called   
   >Angels.  What are nigger kids called? Bats.   
   >   
   >How do you know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take ribs away   
   >from a nigger?   
   >   
   >Did you hear about the nigger boy who had diarrhea? He thought he was   
   >melting.   
   >   
   >If you see a nigger on a ten-speed weaving in and out of traffic, why   
   >should you avoid running over him? It might be your bike.   
   >   
   >Did you hear about the new black French restaurant? It’s called “Chez   
   >What?”   
   >   
   > What’s another word for cocoon? N-nigger.   
   >   
   >What do Ku Klux Klansmen call ten white guys beating the shit out of   
   >one nigger? A fair fight.   
   >   
   >What’s another use for a hula-hoop? A teething ring for niggers.   
   >   
   >What do you call 50,000 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A good   
   >start.   
   >   
   >What do you call 4 niggers in a black ‘57 Chevy? A blood vessel.   
   >   
   >What did Lincoln say after his 5 day drunk? “I freed who?”   
   >   
   >What do you call one white man with five niggers? Coach.   
   >   
   >What do you call one white man with ten niggers? Quarterback.   
   >   
   >What do you call one white man with fifty niggers? Boss.   
   >   
   >What do you call one white man with one thousand niggers? Warden.   
   >   
   >What do you call one white man with twenty thousand niggers?   
   >Postmaster General.   
   >   
   >   
      
      
   Funny guy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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