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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On May 19, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2DDBF36B0088F8647000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   > (in article<0001HW.2DD9BBE900086E2C7000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
   >   
   > > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   > > (in article<0001HW.2DD9B9020007C0B77000018E038F@news.eternal   
   september.org>)   
   > > :   
   > >   
   > > > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   > > > (in article<0001HW.2DD9A64200035C477000018E038F@news.etern   
   l-september.org>   
   > > > )   
   > > >   
   > > > > Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight   
   > > > > (the finale of their 50th anniversary season).   
   > > > >   
   > > > > Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she   
   > > > > is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,   
   > > > > in female physical form).   
   > > > >   
   > > > > If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,   
   > > > > and if she would like to transition to male form if there   
   > > > > was an effective method, she will become two-spirit   
   > > > > bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals   
   > > > > cycle between male and female physical form. If   
   > > > > she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT   
   > > > > and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species   
   > > > > after evolution. In either case she will gain about   
   > > > > 200 years in lifespan.   
   > > > >   
   > > > > Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,   
   > > > > Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),   
   > > > > Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,   
   > > > > Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.   
   > > >   
   > > > And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined   
   > > > that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special   
   > > > abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except   
   > > > for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer   
   > > > special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer.   
   > > > Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking   
   > > > special ability. One other individual with healer special ability   
   > > > is Anglican minister Summer Gross.   
   > >   
   > > But note that healer special ability works only on humans,   
   > > cetaceans, and non-human simians. Those with animal   
   > > husbandry special ability, such as Eckhart Tolle, can   
   > > heal other animals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians,   
   > > again by willing, not by prayer. Those with green thumb   
   > > special ability, such as Josh Shapiro, can heal plants.   
   > > Those with the new aquaculture special ability, such as   
   > > Mi’sel Joe and India Sood, can heal fish, including coral.   
   >   
   > No, my last attempt at instigating a global new age failed   
   > again, but I began trying again at 2258 UTC May 19, 2025.   
   > So for now SJ is still bimT and has no special abilities,   
   > and MJ and IS have no special abilities, but SG does   
   > have healer special ability, ET does have animal husbandry   
   > ability, and JS does have green thumb ability. And   
   > hopefully within the next several hours SJ will become   
   > two-spirit bif/bimT Hain and gain healer special ability.   
   > However this has been a Sisyphean endeavour, and   
   > I don’t know if Sisyphus ever got over the top.   
      
   No, my latest attempts have failed again, but I plan   
   to keep trying, but won’t post again to this thread.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
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