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   From: kill@killkill.org   
      
   The Richard Dawson of Rogers Park  wrote in   
   news:186rv0taq3109c72od8hekshl63m84ffn4@4ax.com:   
      
   > On 31 Jan 2005 01:42:20 GMT, "I pwned Brawl-Hall.com and all I got was   
   > this stupid t-shirt that says 'Banned'."    
   > scribbled:   
   >   
   >>The Richard Dawson of Rogers Park  wrote in   
   >>news:4ruqv0569i1vgiacgvv1645pu8igpbcji2@4ax.com:   
   >>   
   >>> On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 00:18:23 GMT, "\"Artichoke Plant\" Artemis"   
   >>>  scribbled:   
   >>>   
   >>>>I thought of you when I read this in news.com.au. ;-)   
   >>>>Enjoy!   
   >>>>--   
   >>>>cheers & beers   
   >>>>Artie;-)   
   >>>>--?   
   >>>>   
   >>>>From correspondents in London   
   >>>>30-01-2005   
   >>>>From: Agence France-Presse   
   >>>>SHOPPERS at a British supermarket were astonished to find a pony   
   >>>>alongside them browsing the shelves.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>The Daily Express said customers at a Cardiff branch of Tesco,   
   >>>>Britain's biggest supermarket chain, were joined by a stray Shetland   
   >>>>pony which had escaped its nearby paddock.   
   >>>>Like any regular shopper, the pony made its way up and down the   
   aisles   
   >>>>of the Pengam Green store, then trotted in the direction of the   
   >>>>vegetable counter.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Alert staff attempted to scare it away from the carrots and other   
   >>>>fresh produce, but the plan backfired as the pony homed in on the   
   >>>>cereals.   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>> It would have been _really_ freaky had the pony started singing "Four   
   >>> legs good; two legs bad!!", with a chorus or two of "Beasts of   
   >>> England" thrown in for good measure.   
   >>   
   >>I'd just settle for it kicking someone in the head. Preferably Michael   
   >>Jackson.   
   >   
   > -WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
   >   
   > That's the sound of a literary reference going right over your head.   
   > Or in one ear and out the other.  Same difference, anyhow.   
      
   Yes. That was some cutting edge shit, there. Will you be doing Ayn Rand   
   or Marx for an encore?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)