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   Tara to Noah Sombrero   
   Re: The long history of kidnapping Latin   
   05 Jan 26 18:20:27   
   
   From: tsm@fastmail.ca   
      
   On Jan 5, 2026 at 12:54:09 PM EST, "Noah Sombrero"  wrote:   
      
   > On Mon, 5 Jan 2026 16:11:59 -0000 (UTC), Tara  wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Jan 5, 2026 at 11:02:19?AM EST, "Tara"  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> On Jan 5, 2026 at 10:52:46?AM EST, "Tara"  wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> On Jan 5, 2026 at 8:23:37?AM EST, "Julian"  wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> One of the few benefits of being an anthropologist is the uncanny   
   >>>>> exhilaration one feels watching novel current events as re-runs from   
   >>>>> previous episodes in the history of mankind.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Donald Trump’s capture of Nicolas Maduro, President of Venezuela, is no   
   >>>>> exception. Kidnapping Latin American emperors is a continental   
   >>>>> tradition. It’s simply most practical method for breaking the chain of   
   >>>>> command in the region. It triggers succession chaos, enables the   
   >>>>> extraction of resources, and keeps the rest of the hierarchy more or   
   >>>>> less intact. In earlier centuries, it was Spain and Portugal. Today,   
   >>>>> it’s the United States.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> In the colonial era, the objective was to secure enough gold to beat   
   >>>>> European rivals. Now, with an astonishing 90 per cent of Venezuela’s oil   
   >>>>> produce heading to China, it’s about ensuring dominance over East Asia.   
   >>>>> And there has never been a better way of establishing dominance than by   
   >>>>> carrying out a good kidnapping.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> The first to try it in Latin America were the original Spanish   
   >>>>> conquerors led by Christopher Columbus. When he sunk his leather boots   
   >>>>> into the warm Caribbean sands in 1492, he discovered a continent of   
   >>>>> unprecedented size and a near-endless source of human slaves. But   
   >>>>> military resistance was immediate, and an Indian chieftain called   
   >>>>> Caonabó was the fiercest of all, directing surprise attacks that killed   
   >>>>> nearly all the men Columbus left on the islands when he regularly popped   
   >>>>> back to Spain. When the Admiral heard the news, he sent a terrible   
   >>>>> deputy, Alonso de Ojeda, to sort out Caonabó and eradicate any   
   opposition.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Ojeda, approaching the Indian chieftain peacefully with a mere handful   
   >>>>> of men, offered the chief some polished brass handcuffs and shackles,   
   >>>>> saying that they were ‘royal ornaments’ worn by kings in Spain that   
   >>>>> offered them divine and magical properties. Caonabó believed him. And so   
   >>>>> he let the Spaniard put them on. Then, Ojeda snapped them shut,   
   >>>>> kidnapped the chief, and galloped back to his settlement – effectively   
   >>>>> decapitating the native’s leadership. The entire culture crumbled soon   
   >>>>> after, and slaves poured into Seville. And I imagine the sketching of   
   >>>>> Caonabó’s face looked just like the pep shots of Maduro that have been   
   >>>>> circulating on social media today.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> A few decades later, the conquistador Hernán Cortés landed in   
   >>>>> Tenochtitlan, present-day Mexico City, and discovered yet another   
   >>>>> ancient civilization. This time, though, the sheer scale and   
   >>>>> sophistication of the Aztecs surpassed even the greatest cities back in   
   >>>>> Europe. The Emperor Moctezuma II, feeling untroubled by a couple hundred   
   >>>>> badly smelling foreigners, invited him into the city to show Cortés his   
   >>>>> personal aviary. The conquistador, following the Spanish tradition,   
   >>>>> immediately kidnapped him and put him under palace arrest.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Much like Trump’s recent announcement that the US would be running   
   >>>>> Venezuela for the time being, Cortés, too, governed the Aztec empire   
   >>>>> with Moctezuma as a puppet. The successful kidnap meant gold flowed back   
   >>>>> to Spain in abundance, but the emperor himself soon died after being   
   >>>>> taken onto the palace rooftop to try and calm his subjects. One of them,   
   >>>>> unhappy with the emperor’s performance, ended the whole charade by   
   >>>>> throwing a rock at his head.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Perhaps the most uncanny example happened a few years later, when   
   >>>>> another Spanish conquistador, Francisco Pizarro, landed on the shores of   
   >>>>> Peru to discover an even bigger empire: the Inca. Their emperor,   
   >>>>> Atahualpa, also looked upon these straggly foreigners with little cause   
   >>>>> for concern. A gambling man, Pizarro took the biggest risk of his life   
   >>>>> by getting his priest to read the Inca emperor the Requerimiento; a   
   >>>>> forced submission to Christianity with cultural roots in the Moorish   
   >>>>> tradition, recently expunged from Spain, of the summons to accept Islam   
   >>>>> or be attacked.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Atahualpa refused, as all self-respecting Latin American emperors did in   
   >>>>> the face of foreign conquest, but misjudged the cunning of the Spanish,   
   >>>>> who promptly closed the palace gates, locked out his army, butchered his   
   >>>>> bodyguards and, as per tradition, kidnapped the emperor and held him to   
   >>>>> ransom. Like Maduro, Atahualpa was handed a set of trumped up legal   
   >>>>> charges – in this case ‘idolatry’ and adultery (the emperor enjoyed   
   many   
   >>>>> wives). His kidnapping lasted 8 months before the Spanish strangled him   
   >>>>> with an iron collar, but not before being forcibly baptised as ‘Don   
   >>>>> Francisco’ after his conqueror and tormentor, Francisco Pizarro.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> It did not surprise me to see that Nicolas Maduro, too, has already   
   >>>>> ended up in today’s cultural equivalent of the ritual humiliation once   
   >>>>> offered as forced baptism. Maduro and his sovereignty were instantly   
   >>>>> mocked online, videos of American eagles eyeing up his power, were   
   >>>>> quickly reposted on Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed. Stuck in his cell   
   >>>>> in New York, awaiting trial, Maduro will take little comfort in the   
   >>>>> knowledge that he’s just the latest Latin American leader to go through   
   >>>>> this process.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Max Horder   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> "We learn from history that we do not learn from history"   
   >>>> - Hegel   
   >>>   
   >>> Hegel didn't actually say this but it sounds good anyway.   
   >>   
   >> Hegel did say:   
   >> "But what experience and history teach is this, - that peoples and   
   governments   
   >> never have learned anything from history, or acted on principles deduced   
   from   
   >> it."   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> I disagree on a personal level. I think that if an experience is profound   
   >> enough, we learn to not repeat it.   
   >   
   > On an individual level that is true.  Once humans become a group   
   > though, group thinking tends to take over.   
      
   Groups are comfy and lack personal responsibility. From my observation, most   
   choose group 'love'.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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