From: punditster@gmail.com   
      
   Man Outed As Nazi For Saying We Should Have Laws And Borders   
      
   GREEN BAY, WI — Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when   
   someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and   
   borders.   
      
   Green was out with his family, enjoying his favorite local Mexican food   
   joint, On The Border, when a conversation about politics came up. That   
   is when the mask slipped, and Bill outed himself as a total Nazi.   
      
   "I know politics is controversial, but I think a nation needs some laws   
   and maybe some borders if it's going to be a nation at all," said the   
   raging fascist, while munching on his queso birria tacos. "Man, these   
   tacos and margaritas are so good."   
      
   Chaos immediately ensued as other diners did their civic duty to point   
   out how much of a Nazi he was.   
      
   "Nazi! Nazi! We found a Nazi over here!" yelled other patrons of the   
   restaurant as they all got their phones out to record Green.   
      
   "What? What did I do?" he asked while raising his right hand slightly.   
      
   "See! He's doing the Nazi salute!" yelled the growing mob.   
      
   Witnesses said Green tried to address the angry crowd, but after he   
   tried to wipe his mouth with a napkin, he somehow left a dark-looking   
   smudge on his upper lip.   
      
   "He even has a Hitler mustache to look like his favorite dictator! He's   
   literally Hitler! Get him!"   
      
   Green then reportedly fled the scene, leaving the mob to then turn   
   against the manager for having the word "border" in the name of the   
   restaurant and for allowing a known Nazi to enter the building.   
      
   At publishing time, the manager of On The Border had somehow smoothed   
   things over with everybody when he informed them that there was no ice,   
   which sadly also meant they couldn't make any more frozen margaritas.   
      
   - The Babylon Bee, America's Newspaper of Record, 2026-01-30   
      
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