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   Dude to Noah Sombrero   
   Re: We need a way to punish architects (   
   18 Feb 26 16:01:13   
   
   From: punditster@gmail.com   
      
   On 2/18/2026 3:04 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:   
   > On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:25:30 -0800, Dude  wrote:   
   >   
   >> On 2/18/2026 10:45 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:   
   >>> On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 10:22:52 -0800, Dude  wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> On 2/18/2026 10:00 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:   
   >>>>> On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 17:35:05 -0000 (UTC), Tara    
   >>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> On Feb 18, 2026 at 12:00:59?PM EST, "Noah Sombrero"    
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 16:54:09 -0000 (UTC), Tara    
   >>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> On Feb 18, 2026 at 11:31:04?AM EST, "Noah Sombrero"    
   wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 11:15:57 -0500, Wilson    
   >>>>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> On 2/18/2026 11:07 AM, Tara wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>> On Feb 18, 2026 at 11:00:04?AM EST, "Wilson"  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> On 2/18/2026 10:36 AM, Julian wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18/02/2026 15:28, Wilson wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2/17/2026 6:20 PM, Tara wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tara  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Feb 17, 2026 at 4:24:25?PM EST, "Julian"    
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I?ve got a new thriller out this week, under my pen name of   
   S.K.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tremayne. I am pleased with the book, and I believe it?s   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entertaining. I   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> am also aware that, in a tough and competitive market, that   
   may not be   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough for it to succeed. I am even more aware that readers   
   might   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> decide   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the book is dreck. They might give me one star reviews, and   
   no sales.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then the book will crater, my publishers will probably   
   abandon me, and   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my nice career will drift to an end.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And that, of course, is how it should be. No one in any   
   career is   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entitled to a free ride. That especially applies to people   
   who get   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a desirable, creative job such as novel writing. Whether   
   you?re a   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writer, actor, director, sculptor or musician ? if you want   
   that   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enviably fun creative profession, you live and die by public   
   approval;   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and if you are bad, goodbye.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Unless, of course, you are an architect. I was reminded of   
   this   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> peculiar   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anomaly by last week?s furore over the latest architectural   
   wart to   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attach itself to London?s battered face: the already   
   notorious   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?Belgrove   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> House?, that now dominates a prime corner of Euston Road,   
   where it   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sits   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right next to King?s Cross and St Pancras.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I presume it has been situated in London after the original   
   design was   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rejected by a horrified Uzbek government, as being too ugly   
   for   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tashkent.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you have not seen it yet, the best way to get a sense is   
   to look at   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> photos like the one here.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://x.com/ianvisits/status/2020440287785443433   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Briefly. The second best way is for me to describe it, but   
   that is   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actually quite hard. Because it?s difficult to verbally   
   capture this   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weird, stupid and meaningless collision of styles, materials,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dimensions. The closest visual analogy, to my mind, is one   
   of those   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plates piled high at a hotel buffet by an idiot: with a   
   splodge of   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> curry, some sauerkraut, five potatoes, some lemon pie, a   
   lamb cutlet,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoked herring, and several cheesy crackers, and everything   
   banal and   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tasteless even before you smush them together.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In short, the building is appalling, and it?s not going to   
   get better   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over time. It is a dud. A turkey. A calamitous flop. It is   
   the   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Millennium Dome. It is Fyre Festival. It is Triangle, the   
   BBC soap   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> opera   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set on a North Sea ferry route. It is Raise the Titanic. It   
   is Harry   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hill?s I Can?t Sing. It is Keir Starmer?s prime ministerial   
   career,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rendered in concrete and plastic. It is my first novel,   
   Absent   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fathers,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which got a cheque for zero pounds zero pence, as a computer   
   could not   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> believe an author could sell so few copies, so sent a cheque   
   anyway.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Finally, it is the architectural equivalent of Via Galactica   
   (1972), a   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> space-themed musical with actors on trampolines, which   
   lasted seven   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> performances.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But here?s the thing. For all the creative disasters listed   
   above,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone responsible paid a price. Even the lavishly coddled   
   Millennium   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dome project damaged careers. And yet, if you design and   
   erect a   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hideous   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> building, equivalent to these aesthetic catastrophes, you   
   pay no price   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at all. And this despite the fact that, unlike a rubbish   
   novel, you   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can?t chuck a bad building in a bin. No, the building squats   
   there,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> decades, blighting the lives of everyone who must look at   
   it. And   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that this particular building is situated in one of the most   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> conspicuous   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sites in the capital, opposite two of its grandest railway   
   stations,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that is going to be a lot of people.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Worse, there?s a decent chance the architects of this   
   carbuncle   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will get   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an award. Because that?s what they do in architecture world.   
   They have   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hideous ideas, then they force them on the rest of us, and   
   then they   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> give each other prizes. Until, about 40 years down the line,   
   everyone   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> accepts the obvious truth, and the pile of ugliness is   
   finally   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> demolished.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you need proof, just look at the lists. Salford?s   
   laughable   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Centenary   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Building, Britain?s very first Stirling Prize winner (in   
   1996), was   
      
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