XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, sac.politics, talk.politics.guns   
   From: OFeem1987@teleworm.us   
      
   super70s wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:   
      
   > On 2025-10-11 08:18:17 +0000, Loyal Trumptard said:   
   >   
   >> Lay’s wants you to remember that it came from humble, homegrown   
   >> beginnings. PepsiCo, which owns the chip giant, is giving the brand a   
   >> makeover worthy of a movie montage: stripping its artificial dyes,   
   >> updating the logo, and putting a potato right there on the packaging.   
      
   Heh heh. I just bought a bag of Lay's "Argentina-style Grilled   
   Steak" potato chips, with Lionel Messi's mug on the bag.   
      
   Decent flavor, but BBQ (Sweet S'urn Heat) is better.   
      
   > Has to be rube Trump voters, they don't know their asshole from their elbow.   
   >   
   >> The changes come as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pushes   
   >> companies to ditch artificial ingredients.   
      
   But potato chips will still be loaded with salt, fat, and   
   processed taters.   
      
   > Your Nepo-baby conspiracy hero and former heroin addict is looking   
   > after you, Loyal Trumptards!   
   >   
   > Be sure to follow his advice to the hilt.   
      
   I hear tell he believes in the therapeutic properties of lampreys.   
      
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