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   From: no-one@nowhere.com   
      
   "Simon Scott"  wrote in message   
   news:43c0a939@quokka.wn.com.au...   
   > Clockmeister wrote:   
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   >>   
   >> "KilrPilr"  wrote in message   
   >> news:aw%vf.266193$ki.181123@pd7tw2no...   
   >>> and a big fat PLONK goes to Clockmeister. You are such a fucking idiot!   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> Read the subject, then read the "report".   
   >>   
   >> The report contained nothing about Commodore at CES!?   
   >   
   > Actually, it reminded me of a story I once heard.   
   >   
   > A local newspaper was giving away a free home medical reference... eg what   
   > to do if your kid burns itself, etc. The thing came in several   
   > installments, across several weeks, the idea being youd buy the paper   
   > every   
   > sunday and collect all the sections.   
   >   
   > I was told that one of the sections had bit on what to do if your son got   
   > his nutsack caught in his zip. It went something like:   
   >   
   > * Calm the child   
   > * Examine the wound to ensure there is not a large amount of bleeding   
   > * Lie the child on its back   
   > * Continued next issue   
   >   
   > You can imagine the hundreds of screaming children waiting a week for the   
   > next section to be delivered..... anyway, i thought it was funny :)   
   >   
      
   LOL   
      
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