XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.religion.scientology, alt.showbiz.gossip
XPost: alt.acting, alt.comedy.standup
From: mentalmidgetslayer@slave.stopnwo.gubnah.state.us.wa.gov
X-Buday
On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 17:37:31 GMT, in alt.comedy.standup The Starmaker
wrote:
>:-{P>¡Gölök Z.L.F Buday AKA The Absent Mind™, AKA Ian Flaming™, AKA Frosty
>:-{P>D'Hitman™ wrote:
>:-{P>>
>:-{P>> X-Body
>:-{P>> On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 16:48:42 GMT, in alt.acting The Starmaker
wrote:
>:-{P>>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>no@0ne.way wrote:
>:-{P>> >:-{P>>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>> Does the anti-Scientology boycott apply to Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes?
>:-{P>> >:-{P>> Is the boycott still in effect?
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>I haven't heard of any boycott or girlcott, but has anyone
noticed
>:-{P>> >:-{P>the chicks Scientology has been recruiting lately are hotter
looking?
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>I saw a Scientology chick the other day and she was very pretty.
I
>:-{P>> >:-{P>was thinking to myself, "I'd bang her!"
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>Usually the chicks Scientology has recruited are these whitish
pinkish
>:-{P>> >:-{P>rabbit bunny looking chicks, and they are ugly too!
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>But I've been noticeing some fine mamas! What's up wit dat? Does
Scientology
>:-{P>> >:-{P>got a new hot chick recruiting policy?
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>Instead of those blue pants, do you think you can get them to
wear
>:-{P>> >:-{P>blue short skirts? You can attrack a lot of Aliens from another
planet if
>:-{P>> >:-{P>you switch those uniforms to short skirts.
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>I also notice the Scientology chicks are wearing more brighter
makeup.
>:-{P>> >:-{P>I like red lipstick! Keep up the good work. Put more of those
chicks
>:-{P>> >:-{P>on the streets of Hollywood! Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky!!!!
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>If she's really kinky, she'll hook me up to one of those wierd
electrical machines!!
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>(whisper) you know what I saw the other day? a boy and girl
scientology, both
>:-{P>> >:-{P>dressed in blue, they were both holding hands. I didn't know
love was allowed to exist there.
>:-{P>> >:-{P>he had this look in his eye, like he was thinking "i'm going to
take you away from here honey,
>:-{P>> >:-{P>i want to in pink!"
>:-{P>> >:-{P>
>:-{P>> >:-{P>The Starmaker
>:-{P>>
>:-{P>> Cults must be full of brain dead bimbos,
>:-{P>
>:-{P>
>:-{P>I love "brain dead bimbos"!
>:-{P>
>:-{P>On Hollywood Blvd., there are a couple of chicks hanging out
>:-{P>on each side of the corner. On one side are the scientology chicks,
>:-{P>and the other side are the Jehovah Witness chicks. Both sides
>:-{P>have to be brain dead chicks, otherwise they wouldn't be in those
>:-{P>groups, but the Jehovah Witness chicks at least *look* dumb. Those
>:-{P>scientology chicks look smart, but how could they be? Do White people
>:-{P>just *look* smart? Is that the secret?? I'm trying to figure out
>:-{P>which chicks I should pick up, the Jehovah chicks which are mostly
>:-{P>latinas or
>:-{P>the white funny looking ones at scientology. The scientology chicks are
>:-{P>scary
>:-{P>cause they look smart, but how could that be if they are in scientology?
>:-{P>The
>:-{P>Jehovah chicks look dumb but they got hairy legs! It's sooo confusing.
>:-{P>
>:-{P>I like Reality Shows on TV because you can see White people having real
>:-{P>emotions, like crying, jealousy, anger, saddness, happiness....
>:-{P>
>:-{P>I didn't know White people had feelings! I thought that was just
>:-{P>something
>:-{P>they show only in movies!!
>:-{P>
>:-{P>I see White people on the streets and they just look like robots to me.
>:-{P>
>:-{P>Or are those Reality Shows scripted, and those emotions are just acting?
>:-{P>
>:-{P>
>:-{P>How about Japanesse people, do they have emotions? I cannot tell by
>:-{P>watching
>:-{P>a Japanese movie...I'll probably will never know.
>:-{P>
>:-{P>
>:-{P>The Starmaker
>:-{P>
>:-{P>Maybe I should just go over to the Jehovah Witness chick and tell her to
>:-{P>shave her legs.
Yeah they look great until they have this blank mindless look like Kristin
Monroe of the Mental Health Team aka Jessica Hecht.
Oh as per your questions Holmes got it before joining from the Batman thing,
either Scientology's power is a myth there or they are doling out a double
bluff.
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¡Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen]
Buday; PhG™/D¡
The My Ego Times, The Voltairian News Wire/Service
Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County.
Expected Candidate For Mayor of Vancouver in 2005 (Ind.) & Forced Protest
Write-In Candidate for Vancouver-Burrard MLA Seat (this isn't even regulated).
Writer, Humorist [The Absent Mind], and everything else under the moon.
[Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL]
Vancouver, Paine County (GVRD), Neo Sumer(BC)/Olympia, Washington/Who knows
where else...
"Ninety percent of success is showing up." -- Attrib. Woody Allen.
Political Egotist is a Former, As Listed Publically, Miserable Failure
of A Mayoral Candidate in Vancouver who ran on a Independent but a,
ignored, rather Libertarian Platform; Gölök Z.L.F Buday (96), Gölök
(B.J.) Buday (02): BJ = ïBlack Jesterï
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Political Egotist, is just a parody of those who think they are so
special for running for office, or an organization or winning office
that they should have a title under their name as if they are better
then anyone else writing to the editor or holding an opinion.
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Redundancies: http://www.legis.gov.bc.ca/mla/3-1-4.htm
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Vancouver Sun: ECT case Rod Keller (rkeller[nobots]@netaxs.com)
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=aaojkh%24ooj%40netaxs.com&output=gplain
Psychiatry: For Your Own Good; Posted By David Oaks - Support Coalition
International (dendron[nobots]@efn.org)
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=%25PRk3.1381%24J3.33583%40n
ws15.ispnews.com&output=gplain
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