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   Jim Brown to Bryan S. Slick   
   Re: A fresh perspective on Natalie Maine   
   01 Oct 05 16:21:12   
   
   XPost: alt.music.country, rec.sport.football.college   
   From: jimbo@wells.net   
      
   "Bryan S. Slick"  wrote in message   
   news:MPG.1da891c7ccdbe20398a72b@news-40.giganews.com...   
   > [OrangeDood no_this_isnt@my_email.com]   
   > [1 Oct 2005 12:23:47 -0500]   
   >   
   > :If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five   
   > :minutes, "Mercellus Bohren" !   
   > :   
   > :> Natalie Mains may not understand this, because she's dumber   
   > :> than dirt.   
   > :   
   > :You'd fuck her, though.   
   >   
   > Eew.  Christ, dude.. you're thinking of the wrong Chick.   
   >   
   > Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.   
   >   
   > I not only wouldn't hit it, I wouldn't have hit it when I was single, I   
   > wouldn't have hit it while I was single and DRUNK, I would have beaten   
   > the shit out of a friend of mine to keep him from hitting it, etc.   
      
      
   You idiots kill me with shit like this.  The fact is you probably have never   
   hit anything nearly as attractive as Maines.  I can guarantee most here have   
   drug home much much worse while being "single and drunk", but keep up the   
   facade if it makes you feel better.   
      
      
   >   
   > --   
   > Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com   
   >   
   > "To those who have fought for it,   
   >  freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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