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   Jim Brown to Bryan S. Slick   
   Re: A fresh perspective on Natalie Maine   
   01 Oct 05 17:23:47   
   
   XPost: alt.music.country, rec.sport.football.college   
   From: jimbo@wells.net   
      
   "Bryan S. Slick"  wrote in message   
   news:MPG.1da8ceb4f293848c98a744@news-40.giganews.com...   
   > [Jim Brown jimbo@wells.net]   
   > [Sat, 1 Oct 2005 16:21:12 -0500]   
   >   
   > :> I not only wouldn't hit it, I wouldn't have hit it when I was single, I   
   > :> wouldn't have hit it while I was single and DRUNK, I would have beaten   
   > :> the shit out of a friend of mine to keep him from hitting it, etc.   
   > :   
   > :You idiots kill me with shit like this.   
   >   
   > Ah, if only.   
   >   
   > : The fact is you probably have never   
   > :hit anything nearly as attractive as Maines.   
   >   
   > Actually, no, that's not a fact.   
      
   Whatever.   
      
   >   
   > :I can guarantee most here have   
   > :drug home much much worse while being "single and drunk", but keep up the   
   > :facade if it makes you feel better.   
   >   
   > You can guarantee no such thing, and I have no reason to attempt to   
   > impress such an obvious dipshit as yourself.   
      
   You spend your days and nights here in a desperate attempt to impress anyone   
   willing to pay you or your hokies the homage you think either deserve.  Your   
   5000 posts/month say quite a bit.  BTW, I guaranteed most here have.  Most   
   doesnt necesarily include pathetic guys that cant pick up chycks in bars   
   whilst "drunk and single".  I imagine the latter includes you.   
      
      
   >   
   > --   
   > Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com   
   >   
   > "To those who have fought for it,   
   >  freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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