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   From: theunicycleman@hotmail.com   
      
   boot ya bastard   
   +++   
      
   hey psychic blog   
      
   +++   
   cake   
   'i will survive'   
   +++   
      
   excus eme   
      
    this new keyboard   
      
      
   isnt full of pot and   
      
   seems to work as advertised   
      
   +++   
      
   th powers that bee   
      
   will never recognise   
      
      
   kuta religion   
      
      
   not with that blood curse on th books   
      
   in th servers for all time   
      
      
   made usama bin laden our   
      
   instrument   
      
   +++   
      
   and smack on day seven   
      
   love it when it lands on time   
      
   +++   
      
   our latest effort   
      
   th one we trained to write   
      
      
   has had it's   
      
   time limitations   
      
      
   taken away   
      
   +++   
   nicole kidman   
   'sparkling diamond'   
   +++   
      
      
   alright nickie   
      
   i proposed to u   
      
      
   one yr to th day   
      
   before ya got married   
      
      
   even robbie thinks that   
      
   is a crock of shit   
      
   +++   
      
   it's all meaningless   
      
   +++   
      
      
   yr right robbie   
      
   +++   
      
      
   if someone   
   who's been associated with kuta   
      
   as long as u have   
   cant be postive about   
      
   evidence of magic   
   wot point is there ?   
      
   +++   
      
   yr right man   
   the man cant have   
      
   real magic   
   loose in th world   
      
   fucks their world   
      
   +++   
      
   so i went thru all that   
      
   pain   
      
      
   for nuthin   
      
   +++   
      
   sorry nickie   
   i know ya wanted to be magic   
      
   thought i;d cracked it   
      
   i dont do magic tricks for   
   non witches   
      
   +++   
   laurie anderson   
   'sweaters'   
   +++   
      
   if i didnt have th   
   273000 deaths   
      
   in psychic curses   
   maybe things would be different   
      
      
   th usama thing puts th clincher on it   
      
   +++   
      
   cant have that   
   blood money curse   
      
   from th wizard of australia   
   public   
      
   it changes everything   
      
   +++   
      
   make susama   
   just th instrument   
   of a deadly witchdctor   
      
   +++   
   edie brickhill   
   'what i am'   
   +++   
      
   so it wont hit th news usama   
   that th wizard of australia   
      
   pointed th bone of death at   
   the islamic terrorists   
      
      
   seven days after th last bali bombings   
   killed aussies and   
      
      
   somewhere around   
   a hundred thousand ppl   
   died th next day   
      
   islamic for th most part in   
   northern pakistan   
      
   +++   
      
   pity   
      
   +++   
      
      
   cause i can prove it   
      
   fuck   
   even th idiot reader can prove it   
      
      
   not that u will   
      
   +++   
      
   but eventually   
      
   th news will reach usama   
      
      
   cause it's real   
      
   +++   
      
      
   how's yr cave goin then man ?   
      
   +++   
      
   u know i could find ya   
      
   the man wont listen to me   
      
   +++   
      
   easier for me to   
   throw another curse and   
      
   get u personal   
      
   +++   
      
   dont trust yr leutenants   
   to be honest about it though   
      
      
   so   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   't090'   
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'pennyroyal tea'   
   +++   
      
   but   
   th cunt was my instrument   
      
   and th magic says   
   he wouldnt have dropped both towers   
      
   without our magic   
      
   +++   
      
   this fuckin psychic gift   
   has me inside   
      
   every major event   
   in th last five yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   a week before   
   th london bombings   
      
   i was in a  shakespeare newsgroup   
   just coincidence   
      
      
   screamin at th british   
      
   +++   
      
   a week before th last   
   kuta beach bombing   
      
   i'm th witchdoctor of kuta   
   one of em   
      
   i was squeelin online   
   wot if they hit th joint again   
      
   kuta beach   
      
      
   nearly killed me last time   
      
   +++   
   machine gun fellatio   
   'take it slow'   
   +++   
      
      
   and yet   
      
   i dont exist   
      
   +++   
      
   my invisibility gift   
      
   "curse"   
      
      
   too good   
      
   +++   
      
   it's so bad   
      
   th magic is suggesting we   
      
      
   kill th psychic blog   
      
   and take th summer off   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta's magic   
      
   is so large   
      
      
   that curse we threw   
      
   at magical non belief   
      
      
   will still be killing   
      
   long after i'm dead   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   quietly   
   in th background and   
      
   wot th bitch of a volcano   
   has been after me to write   
      
   +++   
      
   six yrs   
   u had me   
      
   singin background on street corners kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   th killer aboriginal witchdoctor   
      
   has to be th singer of th tribe   
      
      
   one hitch   
      
   th author is allergic to women   
      
   +++   
      
   sing to th bone of death and   
      
   it enters its victims   
      
   +++   
   david seville   
   'i told the witchdoctor'   
   +++   
      
   i   
      
   razor sharp   
      
   tune my gift   
      
      
   tryin to write clues to th next song   
      
   about to play   
      
      
   a crude and siomple   
      
   bio feedback device for   
      
      
   esp   
      
   +++   
      
   i am th orgianal witchdoctor of kuta   
      
   kutaman   
      
      
   kutaladys powers have   
      
   grown too large   
      
      
   we're tryin to warn her but   
      
   no-one ever listens   
      
   +++   
      
   ever   
      
   +++   
   pj harvey   
   'teclo'   
   +++   
      
   i dunno lea-anne   
      
   if ya understood   
   what blue balls every day meant   
      
   how cum u had to ask for an   
   explananation   
      
   for wot   
      
   allergic to girls means   
      
      
   known me five yrs   
      
   never lied to u   
      
   +++   
      
   yr ex boyfirend   
      
   only figured iut out   
      
   24 hrs before u did   
      
   +++   
      
      
   5 yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   and both of em have seen me go gray   
      
   whenth testicle pain   
      
   hits my heart   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i dunno man   
   human beings are fuckin stupid   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and we wanted to prove   
      
   magic is real   
      
      
   how fuckin dumb are we ?   
      
   +++   
      
   even if we did   
      
   +++   
      
   even if we did   
      
   it;d fuck th status quo and   
      
      
   we'd be on a  d notice   
      
   never t be made public   
      
   +++   
      
   so i'm   
   weak and powerless   
      
   nobody knows i exist   
   trolls dont count dickhead   
      
   they dont talk to th real world   
      
   +++   
      
   but my magic still kills   
      
   +++   
      
   got a ninety nine percent   
   success rate   
      
      
   and th one guy who got off   
   dr death from bundaberg   
      
   i still   
   got my kill   
      
   dr azahari   
   bomb maker for   
      
   both   
   kuta beach bombings   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'come as you are'   
   +++   
      
   why cant i just be happy with that   
      
   +++   
      
   cause i wanted u dead cunt   
   and told th bone of death   
      
   but there are two   
   dr deaths   
      
   +++   
      
   now   
   robbie wants to organise   
      
   +++   
      
   yr five yrs late man   
      
   +++   
      
   we so   
      
   so   
      
      
   fried   
      
   +++   
      
   veteran of a thousand psychic wars   
      
      
   involved   
      
   way too mcuh   
      
      
   with things   
      
   outside my body   
      
   +++   
      
   i'a witchdoctor   
      
   inside th gummint system now   
      
   +++   
      
   on a pension   
      
   for th testicle curse   
      
   +++   
      
   i hate u pope benedict   
      
   +++   
      
   not u man   
      
   one way back in time   
      
      
   my ancestor   
      
   +++   
      
   cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   made me allergic to girls   
      
   +++   
      
   and i'm not   
   th only one in my family   
      
   to suffer   
      
   +++   
   jet   
   'look what you;ve done'   
   +++   
      
   no-one will ever know   
      
   +++   
      
   not in   
   today;s society   
      
      
   they dont want   
   or need   
      
   real magic   
   rather have harry potter   
      
   +++   
      
   he is cuter than i am   
      
   +++   
      
   and um   
   he shoudl start on a   
      
   training stick   
      
   liek one of my ucnicycle but   
      
   what would i know   
      
      
   master class unicyclist   
      
   +++   
      
   chester   
   finally took my surf unicycle   
      
   back to his workshop today   
      
   +++   
      
   no hurry man   
      
   u know th cunts   
      
      
   run out in th surf   
      
      
   and knock me down   
      
   seein a   
      
      
   clown   
      
   +++   
      
   i dunon   
   if he knew   
      
   how deadly i was   
      
   or   
      
      
   looke dinto my evil eye   
      
   befor erunnin out into th surf   
      
      
   he might think twice   
      
   +++   
      
   wonder if th last guy is   
      
   still alive   
      
   +++   
      
   i always seem to   
   get th last laugh   
      
   with ppl who shit me   
   just turn up dead   
      
      
   usually   
   seven or so days   
      
   after i called ya a cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   it;s just   
      
   coinicidence man   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'in bloom'   
   +++   
      
   u ahve   
   absolutely nuthing   
      
   to fear   
      
      
   fromt h   
   lethal kadaitcha man   
      
   of kuta's   
      
      
   curse   
      
      
   on magical disbelief   
      
   that shit cant harm u   
      
      
   come on   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "i am content"   
   "to just watch em die"   
      
   +++   
      
   if it follows a normal curve   
      
   it;s half th population   
      
   of th planet   
      
      
   "so"   
      
   +++   
      
   man   
      
   +++   
      
   i;ve had a curse   
      
   that i;ve written   
      
      
   kill a hundred and twenty five thousand   
      
      
      
   eighty five foot wave   
      
   they tell me   
      
      
   i have trouble watching th footage   
      
   i asked for th  huge wave   
      
      
   and th   
      
      
   guilt   
      
      
      
   weighs heavy   
      
   +++   
      
   cause it;s real magic and   
      
      
   a real psychic sees th future backwards   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "and we shit in th mix"   
   nobody can prove that   
      
   not even u   
      
   +++   
      
   how ould i handle   
      
      
   millions   
      
   of deaths on my conscience   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th magic led me to write it   
      
   +++   
   my drug hell   
   'girl at th bus stop'   
   +++   
      
   just as it led me to write   
      
   a proposal of marriage   
      
      
      
   to nickie kidman   
      
      
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