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   2008 Progressive Party Candidates   
   14 Nov 06 00:35:30   
   
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   From: tagheuerblog@gmail.dot.com   
      
   Since the Republicans, and to some extent Democrats are already   
   tossing names of potential candidates come the 2008 Election, I would   
   like to submit my own.  And I humbly submit the new Progressive Party   
   2008 Presidential Ticket of Olbermann/Stewart!   
      
   Keith Olbermann - President   
   Jon Stewart - Vice President (or vice-versa)   
      
   Possible Appointments:   
      
   Stephen Colbert - Chief of Staff   
      
   Christiane Amanpour - Secretary of State   
   Alec Baldwin - Secretary of Defense   
   Ed Asner  - Department of Justice   
   Bill Maher - Secretary of Agriculture   
   Al Gore - Secretary of the Interior   
   Maureen Dowd - Secretary of Commerce   
   Spike Lee - Secretary of Transportation   
   Ben Affleck - Secretary of Treasury   
   Sean Penn - Secretary of Labor   
   David Gregory - Secretary of Education   
   Janeane Garofalo- Secretary of Energy   
   George Carlin - Secretary of Health and Human Services   
   John Murtha - Secretary of Veterans Affairs   
   Whoopie Goldberg - Secretary of Urban Development   
   Richard Clark - Department of Homeland Security   
      
   " So tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in   
   1985?  . . .  Ronald Reagon, the ACTOR?  Ha!  . . . Then who’s vice   
   president, Jerry Lewis?  I suppose Jane Wymann is the first lady . . .   
   And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury . . . I got enough   
   practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!"  --- Doctor   
   Emmett Brown   
      
   http://tagheuerblog.blogspot.com   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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