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   Agent Smith to Mooselips   
   Re: Paris Hilton is a bad tipper   
   15 Dec 06 01:27:36   
   
   XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   Mooselips  wrote in   
   news:t9s3o2l7ie6jbold51v6o3hp0vg7uiakne@4ax.com:   
      
   > On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 00:06:47 GMT, Agent Smith   
   >>"Duke"  wrote in   
   >>> Agent Smith wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> Actually, that restaurant has trained monekys to carry its steaks.   
   >>>   
   >>> And trained neanderthals to eat them.   
   >>   
   >> And empty vaginas to stuff the leftovers into.   
   >   
   > Are you suggesting Hilton's pussy tastes like truffles?   
      
   I'm suggesting that it tastes like used leftovers.   
      
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