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   Agent Smith to celebslam@gmail.com   
   Re: Even though Courtney Love supposedly   
   21 Dec 06 20:24:15   
   
   XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "celebh8er"  wrote in news:1166731373.106336.266710   
   @a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > According to the passenger sitting next to Courtney on a transatlantic   
   > flight:   
   >   
   > "We started chatting, and of course, she didn't hesitate for a   
   > moment to ask me for some Valium. So we both took one, maybe two, and   
   > had a totally stoned conversation about the usual, i.e., music,   
   > masturbation, Germany, drugs and sex . . . we promptly passed out for   
   > the remainder of the flight. After we got off the plane, she was   
   > swarmed by paparazzi, I waved goodbye, and she didn't seem to   
   > recognize me. I realized it was the Valium she loved, not me."   
   >   
   > http://www.celebslam.com/this-is-a-non-story   
      
   Sure, everybody talks about masturbation with complete strangers.  That   
   girl should wash down her valium hair pies with a fifth of Bacardi 151.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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