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   From: brandykat@kittylitternewsguy.com   
      
   ttt@what.a.jerk.com  wrote in alt.showbiz.gossip:   
      
   > peewee_heisman@yahoo.com wrote:   
   >   
   >>   
   >>ttt@he.asked.for.this.com wrote:   
   >>>> He needs to be punk'd by someone throwing a bucket of water on   
   >>>> his head.   
   >>> Only then will the mystery be revelaed.   
   >>   
   >>That person would be sued by him the minute he was able to reach   
   >>his lawyer on his cell phone.   
   >   
   > I don't think it it illegal to toss water on someone, is it? But   
   > okay, so knowing the lovely Trump, he'd sue for the cost of his   
   > suit, tie, shirt, undies, socks, shoes, and emotional distress.   
   > Clearly this is a job for someone who could do it incognito. ;-P   
   > And arrange to have a buddy across the street who happens to catch   
   > it on film. "Doot-d'-doo--d'-doo..." You're just standing there   
   > mindin' your own business when this limo pulls up and you wanna   
   > get a clip of the famous Trump... and KABLOWIE! Much to your   
   > surprise, a BUCKET OF WATER rains down INTO SHOT right onto THE   
   > HAIR... maybe it dropped from a balcony above or was tossed by a   
   > passing jokester in a full-head mask [that gets away before   
   > pulling said mask off to blend in with the crowds]... you really   
   > don't know. You're just IN SHOCK stuck on the SUPER-SOAKED-CELEB   
   > as the THE HAIR melts on camera like the Wicked Witch of the   
   > North!  A horrified Trump HEAVES HIS BRIEFCASE to cover his HAIR   
   > ORDEAL while hurriedly sliding back into the darkened limo. A   
   > milk-curdling, "I'll get you and your little girlfriend too!"   
   > issues from pursed lips within! He never sees the bystander   
   > filming. The clip is sold to the rags and media for a good chunk   
   > of change, which the Innocent Bystander later splits with the   
   > Prankster. ::Judy Tenuda:: It could haaappen!   
   >   
   >>I'd contribute to the perp's legal fund and throw in some of sis's   
   >>homemade apple pie, which is out of this world.   
   >   
   > I'm in for five bucks. Hell, make it ten.  ;-D   
   >   
      
   Just do it when he's out in a press conference.  It's "news" then and   
   no one can try to confiscate the tape.  He can pout and try to bribe   
   stations not to run it, but the only compliance would be the station   
   his shows are on, and they would probably just sell it to their   
   overseas sisters.  It would be on YouTube in a flash, and viral emails.   
      
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