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   Agent Smith to puzzlr   
   Re: Tori Spelling goes through 20 candid   
   06 Jan 07 18:13:44   
   
   XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "puzzlr"  wrote in   
   news:orRnh.11570$ZT3.1801@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com:   
      
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   > "Agent Smith"  wrote in   
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   >> Me for setters and labradors and other mid-size long hairs.  I don't   
   >> care for most of the others, especially those feral little lap dogs   
   >> that the Paris Hilton clones carry around like handbags.  They look   
   >> like they'd just as soon tear your throat out as look at you.  Man,   
   >> those things have more teeth than dog.   
   >   
   > I love labs too.  I don't really care for the small dogs people carry   
   > around.  I mean, they've got four legs to my two and I have to carry   
   > them? No fucking way.  I would love to get a Rotweiller pup.  Perhaps   
   > two.  Wonder if its nature or nurture with them?   
      
   It's nature.  They oughta ban those things, because every now and again,   
   they go wild and just tear somebody apart.  It's like a gun that has a   
   mind of it's own, and decides who it's going to kill.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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